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  • Allison Dubois: A psychic with a bad memory. Go figure. Allison Dubois: Psychic with a bad sense of time. Joe Dubois: Do you remember where you live? Allison Dubois: Hmm, I'm seeing a house. I'm seeing a guy in his underwear. I'm seeing lots of dishes in the sink. Joe Dubois: It's amazing how you do that. Allison Dubois: How can you say that? Joe Dubois: I move my lips, I push out air. There's nothing to it. Joe's Dad: I'll be damned if I know what my son sees in you. Allison Dubois: It's okay. You already are damned. Bridgette Dubois: Don't let her chop my head off! Joe Dubois: Chop your head off? [to Allison] Joe Dubois: You bringing your work home with you again? Allison Dubois: Ow! [pulls a portable phone out of couch cushions] Joe Dubois: Wow. You one of those people who can talk out of their ass? Allison Dubois: It's not funny. Joe Dubois: It's kind of funny. [Allison is annoyed about having to clean the house before her birthday party] Joe Dubois: Aren't you going to get that? Allison Dubois: Why? It's one of the wicked stepsisters calling to say she's coming to the ball, but she wants me to stop and clean her fireplace. [Joe and Ariel are both trying to talk to Allison at once] Ariel Dubois: This is completely unfair! I had her first, Dad. Joe Dubois: No, point in fact, I had her first or else you wouldn't be here. Captain Kenneth Push: That God... he is one perverse entity. Joe Dubois: Ever since you made the decision not to go to law school, to go to work for the D.A. as a consultant, I don't know, you seem kinda… Allison Dubois: Bitchy? Cranky? Pissed off? Joe Dubois: You can read minds. Joe Dubois: Call Maury Povich - tell him I'm ready for my close-up. Allison Dubois: He looks pretty good, don't you think? Joe Dubois: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Allison Dubois: Wow, who died and appointed you the mayor of Funville? Ariel Dubois: Oh, my goodness, here comes Sean! Bridgette Dubois: Hey, maybe he's going to propose! [Allison is hunting for her keys] Joe Dubois: Keys? I would think even to get a psychic learner's permit you'd have to be able to find a lost set of... Allison Dubois: [holding them] Keys? Allison Dubois: It's 9: How am I supposed to know you're OK? How do I know you're not lying dead somewhere? Joe Dubois: If something had happened, somebody would've called. If I were dead, who are we kidding, you'd be the first to know. Allison Dubois: I just had a weird dream... Joe Dubois: Of course you did. It's a day ending in "Y". Allison Dubois: [to Joe] What? You told me to dream about anything other than Murcado. It's not my fault my brain picks Sin City. Catherine: Even among the special you're special. Det. Lee Scanlon: I don't think you're understanding me. I'm going in there. It's just a matter of whether you're going to be smiling or frowning when I do. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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