Sarah: And if his wife got hit by a car tomorrow, I'd probably start sleeping with him again. Sarah: Do you realize that everything that you're saying is what they say the Antichrist would say? Joey: You're kidding. Sarah: No, it's true. They say the Antichrist will be a very rational person who will convince people not to believe in God but to believe in themselves, science, and rational thought. Melvin: Oh, you're totally the Antichrist. Joey: This belief thing kills me. It's like, all theological concepts are basically unprovable. So they invented faith. Which was genius! Joey: That is the most undignified thing I've ever heard of. I mean, this guy is the laughing stock of heaven right now! Melvin: My parents were never uptight about the Jewish thing (... ) On Christmas Eve, I ate ham and pineapple with her and her Catholic family. And I was like, "My ancestors are turning in their grave." Meanwhile, my parents are like, "How'd they cook the ham?"