影片描述的美国芝加哥家庭主妇前往英国出席她的偶像的葬礼,在那里她遇到了她偶像的情人并努力说服他和她一起回到美国追捕谋杀她偶像的凶手
Maudey: Nobody messes with a dwarf in a red raincoat. Lady in Plane: Julie Andrews is in the cockpit. Man in Plane: THANK GOD. Julie Andrews: OH, BUGGER OFF. Dirk Simpson: Frump without a life. Grace Beasley: Valet without a car. Dirk Simpson: LIFE WITHOUT A POINT. Grace Beasley: That's Tom Jones. Nola Fox: Don't you think I'd know my own brother's voice? Waitress: Actually, it's Tom Jones. I put the CD on myself. Nola Fox: [slaps waitress across the face] SLUT. Maudey: Is this rudeness deliberate, or are you just lacking in social skills? Dirk Simpson: I don't believe in unconditional love, I mean, what is it anyway? Cut off my ears, steal my money and I'll love you anyway? Grace Beasley: Yes, and more. Dirk Simpson: More? Grace Beasley: You don't have to love me back. Victor Fox: I have sex with other men, but I sleep with you. Nola Fox: We love gay youth. Officer Jones: [after discovering Maudey and Dirk making out and then Finding Grace] What are you doing? Grace Beasley: I'm watching them!