When Holly is 16, her father takes a job in Japan and she moves in with her strait-laced sister Valerie in New York City. Val finally has bo...更多>
Holly: What? Val: Your shirt. Holly: What about it? Val: You need one! Holly: It's the style, it's supposed to be this way Val: How about you start a new trend. Throw a big sweater over that and call it the 'I'm not naked' look! Gary: What did you eat? Holly: I think it must have been the soup Gary: Was it cream of IBop? Holly: Alright, yes, it came, I love it and it's mine! Gary: But you said I could have it Holly: Well that was before I fell in love with it, and I love it Gary. I love it like a little tiny child! Val: What about this one? 'The Bazooka'. Tell me about 'The Bazooka'! Holly: Excellent choice! I used that once in 9th Grade on Lisa Gurt. They say on quiet days you can still hear her crying! [after Val just kissed a guy Holly liked] Holly: You don't understand I'm devastated! Val: I know and yes I understand... Holly: Devastated! [after chasing Holly into the mens room] Val: Oh, this is so not the place for open-toed shoes Gary: Either you've got a lobster problem or that's one freaky cockroach Holly: If anything goes wrong... blame the red-headed kid Val: Why? Holly: Look at him, he's guilty of something [after Holly and Val have given her their old bear] Josy: He smells funny... I'm gonna name him Stinky Bear! [repeated line] Gary: Oh my Damn! Tina Haven: Sometimes friends do really stupid things. Holly: Especially if they're bummed because they just got broken up with and are vulnerable, and not thinking straight, and are maybe just a little bit slutty. Tina Haven: Oh you know me so well. [hug] Val: What about me? Holly: [hugs Val] Oh, you're slutty too. Todd: Okay, I think my work here is done. Val: Oh
thank god. Todd: You can call me Todd. Val: Eww. Holly: Went to college party, didn't drink, got stuck with a guy in the bathroom, nothing happened, Gary's pants, night. Val: Hold on. College party? Holly: Didn't drink. Val: Guy in bathroom? Holly: Nothing happened. Val: Who's pants? Holly: Gary's. Val: We'll talk more in the morning. Holly: Why are you doing this? I don't go to Chucky Cheese and ruin your dates! Gary: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen? Vince: I don't think that's three names - or legal. Gary: Not for another 248 days. Tina Haven: You can kiss in a dream and it doesn't mean anything. You can have sex in a dream and it doesn't mean anything. You know, you can have sex in real life and it still wouldn't mean anything. Remember that for the future. Holly: What happened to my overprotective, in-my-face sister who wouldn't let me play Ms. Pac-Man because she thought that she made "bad choices"? Gary: I never told anyone that you wrote a fan letter to Celine Dion! Vince: [shouts] Hey, Celine Dion is excellent and you told everyone! Val: What the hell is that? Lauren: Something old, something new, something borrowed, something eww! Val: Me never wants to "we" with you again! Lauren: I've been watching you from across the street. I've been too shy to come in and talk to you face-to-face so I could only write my feelings. Oh, Lauren, how your glissening thighs and firm buttocks make me quiver. Gary: [Val gives Gary a look. Gary pulls her over to the side] I thought your letter need a little embellishment. Lauren: Ahem. Your bosoms are like two ripe canteloupes, Lauren, ready to be devoured. Oh, my God! I think I found my soulmate! Holly: Yes! Hi. That's my skateboard, and ... Kid: No, it isn't. I found it on my balcony. Holly: Yeah. Because I dropped it off the roof. Where do you think it came from? Kid: God. Holly: [Vince kisses her on the cheek] Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! That's it? I sew a botton on for you and that's all I get? Make out with me damn it! Holly: I have to call Val. I mean this is big and I'm only nineteen! Gary:
You know what? Your hair is so "Footloose"!
Vince: You did not just drag Kevin Bacon into this! Gary: Yes I did, buddy. And the gloves are coming off my friend. Vince: Oh, so is the ugly-ass suit. Gary: Well, you may wanna reconsider! Being that it matches your ugly ass! Lauren: Is she still mad? Holly: No. Val: GET OUT OF HERE! Holly: Oh, I meant "yes". Val: You are beautiful, and charming, and funny Lauren: And...? Val: Thin. Holly: What's more important than doing it in front of everyone she loves... and Tina. Holly: [Gary's talking to Vince and Tina] Hey! Hey! Hey! Vic has something to give to Val. SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH! [turns to Vic] Holly: Go ahead Vic Vic: So, Val, I want to ask you in front of all the people that you love... and Tina. Val, will you already be married to me? Vince: Pretty moving stuff. Gary: Yeah, makes you think. Vince, Gary: [both turn to each other] I'm sorry! [hugs each other] Holly: Tina, hug me! Tina Haven: I'm not really a "huggy" person. Holly: You've hugged me before! Tina Haven: Now it feels forced. Holly: JUST HUG ME! [Holly places Tina's hands around her and they both hug] Lauren: [everyone else is hugging around her] Come here you! [grabs the cake and starts eating it] Lauren: Uh oh! Me thinks me went too far. Val: Hey don't you have to go take a shower pushy biotch? Holly: Yes and I need money for school books, wussy biotch. Vince: Well isn't that nice of Gary, helping my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend. What a good guy! [punches Gary] Gary: [talking about Holly] Wow, how could a little girl be full of crap? Ben Sheffield: [Val just found a jewelry box in a cookie jar] No! No! No! No! Sorry but i wouldn't want to miss the look on my fiance's face the first time she saw the ring. Val: Ben's right. Lauren: Yeah, Ben's foriegn. Open that mother!