We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
How does he do it, you ask. How does 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[stops, whispers] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
how does an average guy like me become the number one lover-man in his particular postal district? He's grumpy, he's broke, he hangs out with the musical moron twins... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[shrugs] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Liking both Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel is like supporting both the Israelis and the Palestinians. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Laura:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, it's really not, Rob. You know why? Because Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel make pop records. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Made. Made. Marvin Gaye is dead. His father shot him.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Laura:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm too tired not to be with you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What, so if you had a bit more energy we'd stay split up, but things being as they are, with you being wiped out and all, you want to get back together? Is that it? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Laura:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Laura:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Listen, Rob, would you have sex with me? Because I want to feel something else than this. It either that, or I go home and put my hand in the fire. Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No. I only have a few left, I've been saving them for later. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Laura:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Right. It'll have to be sex, then. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Right. Right.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob, I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen, that's a Cosby sweater. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Imitating Cosby] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
A Cosssssssby sweater. Did Laura let you leave the house like that?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I can't fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[first lines] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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It would be nice to think that since I was 14, times have changed. Relationships have become more sophisticated. Females less cruel. Skins thicker. Instincts more developed. But there seems to be an element of that afternoon in everything that's happened to me since. All my romantic stories are a scrambled version of that first one.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Holy shite. What the fuck is that? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It's the new Belle and Sebastian... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It's a record we've been listening to and enjoying, Barry. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, that's unfortunate, because it sucks ass.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob, top five musical crimes perpetuated by Stevie Wonder in the '80s and '90s. Go. Sub-question: is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter day sins, is it better to burn out or fade away?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I can see now I never really committed to Laura. I always had one foot out the door, and that prevented me from doing a lot of things, like thinking about my future and... I guess it made more sense to commit to nothing, keep my options open. And that's suicide. By tiny, tiny increments.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It wasn't boring. But it wasn't spectacular either? It was just- Good. Very good.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Rob turns off Barry's tape] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
OK, buddy, uh, I was just tryin' to cheer us up so go ahead. Put on some old sad bastard music, see if I care. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I don't wanna hear old sad bastard music, Barry, I just want something I can ignore. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Here's the thing. I made that tape special for today. My special Monday morning for *you*... special. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, it's fuckin' Monday afternoon! You should get out of bed earlier!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob Gordon:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hey, I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I'm certainly not the dumbest. I mean, I've read books like "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" and "Love in the Time of Cholera", and I think I've understood them. They're about girls, right? Just kidding. But I have to say my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography "Cash" by Johnny Cash.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Charlie, you fucking bitch. Let's work it out.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry's Customer:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yea we have it. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry's Customer:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Great, Great, can I have it? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, no, you can't. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry's Customer:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why not? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, it's sentimental tacky crap. Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You? Go to the mall.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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If you *really* wanted to screw me up, you should've gotten to me earlier.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[lying in bed imagining the scene] You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Get your patchouli stink outta my store.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Where's Ian? Or Ray, or... what is his fucking name, anyway? What do you call him, Ian or Ray? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Laura:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ray. I hate Ian. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I hate him too. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Laura:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah... I'm sure.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What, fucking, Ian guy?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Customer:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I don't have that record... I'll buy it for forty. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sold. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Customer:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Now why would you sell it to me and not to him? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Because you're not a geek, Louis. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Customer:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You guys are snobs. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, we're not. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Customer:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, seriously, you're totally elitist. You feel like the unappreciated scholars, so you shit onto people who know lesser than you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob, Barry, Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Customer:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Which is everybody... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob, Barry, Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Customer:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That's a bit sad.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[last lines] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The making of a great compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. You gotta kick off with a killer, to grab attention. Then you got to take it up a notch, but you don't wanna blow your wad, so then you got to cool it off a notch. There are a lot of rules. Anyway... I've started to make a tape... in my head... for Laura. Full of stuff she likes. Full of stuff that make her happy. For the first time I can sort of see how that is done.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jon Dillinger was killed behind that theater in a hale of FBI gunfire. And do you know who tipped them off? His fucking girlfriend. All he wanted to do was go to the movies.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Laura:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[preparing to have sex with Rob in a car] I knew there was a reason I wore a skirt today.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
My desert island, all-time, top-five most memorable breakups, in chronological order, are as follows: Alison Ashmore; Penny Hardwick; Jackie Alden; Charlie Nicholson; and Sarah Kendrew. Those were the ones that really hurt. Can you see your name on that list, Laura? Maybe you'd sneak into the top ten. But there's just no room for you in the top five, sorry. Those places are reserved for the kind of humiliation and heartbreak you're just not capable of delivering.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I want more, I wanna see the others on the big top-five. I want to see Penny and Charlie and Sarah, all of them. You know? Just see 'em and talk to 'em. You know, like a Bruce Springsteen song. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You call, you ask them how they are and see if they've forgiven you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, and then I feel good. And they feel good. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Bruce Springsteen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
They'd feel good, maybe. But you feel better. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'd feel clean and calm. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Bruce Springsteen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That's what you're looking for, you know, get ready to start again. It'd be good for you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Great, even. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Bruce Springsteen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Give that big final good luck and goodbye to your all time top-five and just move on down the road. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Good luck, Goodbye. Thanks, Boss.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I could've wound up having sex back there. And what better way to exorcise rejection demons than to screw the person who rejected you, right? But you wouldn't be sleeping with a person, you'd be sleeping with the whole sad, single-person culture. It'd be like sleeping with Talia Shire in Rocky if you weren't Rocky.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Customer:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Do you have Soul? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That all depends.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It made sense to pool our collective loathing for the opposite sex, and while we were at it, you get to share a bed with somebody at the same time. We were frightened of being left alone for the rest of our lives. Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of 26, and we were of that disposition.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I was jealous of other men in her design department. I became convinced that she was going to leave me for one of them. Then she left me for one of them.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why'd you have to tell her about the store? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was classified information. I mean, I know we don't have any customers, but I thought that was a bad thing, not like, a business strategy 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[smacks Rob] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Marvin Gaye. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Laura:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I know. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Let's get it on. That's our song. Marvin Gaye is responsible for our entire relationship. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Laura:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, is that so? I'd like a word with him then.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What if I was doing something that can't be cancelled? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Laura:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob, what are you ever doing that can't be cancelled?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Now, the making of a good compilation tape is a very subtle art. Many do's and don'ts. First of all you're using someone else's poetry to express how you feel. This is a delicate thing.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Liz storms in] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hey, Liz. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Liz:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[calm] Hi, Rob... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[screams] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Liz:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You fucking asshole! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[beat, Liz walks out the store, Barry's in the corner, stares] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Liz:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hi, Barry.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm tired of the fantasy, because it doesn't really exist. And there are never really any surprises, and it never really... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Laura:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Delivers? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Delivers. And I'm tired of it. And I'm tired of everything else for that matter. But I don't ever seem to get tired of you, so...复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I lost it. I lost it all- faith, dignity... about 15 pounds.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Marie de Salle's playing. You remember I told you about her. I like her. She's kind of Sheryl Crow-ish crossed with a post-Partridge Family pre-L.A. Law Susan Dey kind of thing, but, you know, uh, black.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I wanna date a musician. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob Gordon:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I wanna live with a musician. She'd write songs at home and ask me what I thought of them, and maybe even include one of our little private jokes in the liner notes. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maybe a little picture of me in the liner notes. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Just in the background somewhere.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[while Marie de Salle is singing "Baby I Love Your Way"] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob Gordon:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I used to hate this song. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry, Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob Gordon:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Now I kinda like it. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry, Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
How about the Jesus and Mary Chain? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry's Customer:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
They always seemed... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
They always seemed what? They always seemed really great is what they always seemed. They picked up where your precious Echo left off, and you're sitting around complaining about no more Echo albums. I can't believe you don't own this fucking record. (tosses the record to the customer and walks away) That's insane. Jesus.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don't tell anyone you don't own "Blonde on Blonde". It's gonna be okay.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob Gordon:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I will now sell four copies of "The Three EPs" by The Beta Band. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Go for it. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Rob plays the record] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Beta Band Customer:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Who is this? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob Gordon:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The Beta Band. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Beta Band Customer:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It's good. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob Gordon:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I know.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Top 5 songs about death. A Laura's Dad tribute list, okay? Okay. Leader of the Pack. The guy fuckin' beefs it on his motorcycle and dies, right? Dead Man's Curve. Jan & Dean. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Do you know that right after they recorded that song Jan himself crashed his car... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It was Dean you fuckin' idiot... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It was Jan. It was a long time after the song. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Okay, whatever. Tell Laura I Love Her. That would bring the house down - Laura's Mom could sing it. You know what I'd want? One Step Beyond by Madness. And, uh, You Can't Always Get What You Want. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No. Immediate disqualification because of its involvement with The Big Chill. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh God. You're right! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You bastard! That's so good - that should have been mine... The night Laura's daddy died. Sha na na na na na na na na! Brother what a night it really was. Mother what a night it really... angina's tough! Glory be!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob Gordon:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
She LIKED me. She liked ME. SHE like me... At least I think she did.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Some people never got over Vietnam or the night their band opened for Nirvana. I guess I never got over Charlie.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hey, it's half past a monkey's ass, let's get out of here. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Um, I can't meet you guys at the club tonight. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Dick smiles] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Who are you going to see? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[grins bashfully] Nobody. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob! Loooky-looky! Dick, are you gettin' some? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Dick pauses] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh-ho-ho! Un-fucking-believable! Dick's got a hot date! How did this happen, Dick? What logical explanation can can there possibly be? What's her name? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Annaugh. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Anna? Anna what? Anna Conda? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Annaugh Moss. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[laughing] Anna M-ha-ha-oss? Is she all green and fuzzy and mossy? And you met this bruiser where exactly? The home for the mentally challenged or the blind or the bus station? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Um, here. She asked me about the new Green Day album, and I told her... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Rob has just placed "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on a top five list] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, that's not obvious enough Rob. How about the Beatles? Or fucking... fucking Beethoven? Side one, Track one of the Fifth Symphony... How can someone with no interest in music own a record store?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Top five things I miss about Laura. One; sense of humor. Very dry, but it can also be warm and forgiving. And she's got one of the best all time laughs in the history of all time laughs, she laughs with her entire body. Two; she's got character. Or at least she had character before the Ian nightmare. She's loyal and honest, and she doesn't even take it out on people when she's having a bad day. That's character. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[holds up three fingers] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Three; 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[long pause, hesitantly] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I miss her smell, and the way she tastes. It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[shakes his head, recollecting, then looks back and lip synchs 'four' while holds up four fingers] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I really dig how she walks around. It's like she doesn't care how she looks or what she projects and it's not that she doesn't care it's just, she's not affected I guess, and that gives her grace. And five; she does this thing in bed when she can't get to sleep, she kinda half moans and then rubs her feet together an equal number of times... it just kills me. Believe me, I mean, I could do a top five things about her that drive me crazy but it's just your garden variety women you know, schizo stuff and that's the kind of thing that got me here.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I guess it looks as if you're reorganizing your records. What is this though? Chronological? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Not alphabetical... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Nope... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Autobiographical. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No fucking way.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Laura:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So you've got a list here of 5 things you'd do if qualifications and time and history and salary were no object. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rob:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I get by because of the people who make a special effort to shop here - mostly young men - who spend all their time looking for deleted Smith singles, and original - not rereleased, underlined - Frank Zappa albums. Fetish properties are not unlike porn. I'd feel guilty taking their money, if I wasn't... well... kinda one of them.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Songs at my funeral: "Many Rivers to Cross" by Jimmy Cliff, "Angel" by Aretha Franklin, and I've always had this fantasy that some beautiful, tearful woman would insist on "You're the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me" by Gladys Knight. But who would that woman be?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Alison married Kevin! I am fine now! Married her junior high school sweetheart: kissed me on the bench, kissed Kevin on the bench - MARRIED Kevin. This is great! This has got nothing to do with me! This is fate, this is destiny; it is beyond my control, beyond my fault. I love this!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
