《黑道家族》是美国近年来颇受欢迎的一套反映黑手党题材的电视连续剧，在美国有很高的收视率，并且成为了近年来金球奖和艾米奖的获奖常客。 从1999年起开始在HBO电视台播出，一炮而红，久映不衰。今年是这部热门剧集的第四部，该剧主演詹姆斯·甘多费尼James Gan...更多>
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I'm like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to shit. Carmela Soprano: You know, Ma, your son loves you very much. He worries all the time. And he felt bad that you didn't come to the open house. I don't care if you think it's disrespectful, but I want you to cut the drama. It's killing Tony. Livia Soprano: What are you talking about? Carmela Soprano: I'm talking about this. This "poor mother, nobody loves me" victim crap. It is textbook manipulation. And I hate seeing Tony so upset over it. I know how to talk to people. I am a mother too, don't forget. You know the power that you have. And you use it like a pro. Livia Soprano: Power? What power? I don't have power. I'm a shut-in. Carmela Soprano: You're bigger than life. You are his mother. I don't think for one second that you don't know what you're doing to him. Livia Soprano: Who me? Me? What did I do? Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that? Phil Leotardo: Take your fuckin' sorrys and stick 'em in your ass. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You're entitled to shit! Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: What, no fucking ziti? [the dean of a college that Meadown is applying to is asking Tony for a 10000$ donation] Carmela Soprano: I think you should pay him, Tony. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: No fucking way. Carmela Soprano: What, your daughter's future isn't worth 10000 dollars?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.
: That's not it. That motherfucker's full of shit. He's shaking me down. Carmela Soprano: No, he's not. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Oh, yeah? Who knows more about extortion, me or you? [Tony can't get a Hasidic jew to give up his restaurant, so he calls Hesh] Hesh Rabkin: Yeah. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I'm here with my non-shellfish eating friend. I gotta tell you something, I'm tapped out. This guy won't listen to reason. Hesh Rabkin: Didn't I tell you, huh? Didn't I warn you to keep away from those fanatics? Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: He's leaving me no options. This guy's willing to go down with the ship like no man I've ever seen. Hesh Rabkin: Here's a thought... Maybe he's willing to go to the world to come, but if he's stuck here on this earth, I know one thing that no man wants to go through life without. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What? Oh. That's a fucking brilliant idea. Hesh Rabkin: Make like a mohel, huh? Finish his bris. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Yeah. [hangs up] Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Paulie! Get the bolt cutters from out of the trunk! Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth. Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano: Federal marshals are so far up my ass I can taste Brylcreem. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You got any idea what my life would be worth if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy? Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Are you still taking the lithium? Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Lithium, Prozac. When's it gonna end? Dr. Jennifer Melfi: We're trying to give a jolt to your system. Give it a... a little kick-start. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Why don't you kick me in the fuckin' head? Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I know what you're going through must be painful. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: This isn't painful. Getting shot is painful. Getting stabbed in the ribs is painful. This shit isn't painful. It's empty... dead. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Uncle Junior and I, we had our problems with the Business. But I never should have razzed him about eating pussy. This whole war could have been averted. Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this. Carmela Soprano: Act like a good Catholic for fifteen fucking minutes. Is that so much to ask? Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Have you ever had a prostate exam? Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Are you kidding? I don't let anyone wag their finger in my FACE. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Log off, that "cookies" shit makes me nervous!