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      等不及说爱你 (1998)

      • 美国
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      • 喜剧  爱情
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      等不及说爱你

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      • [Kenny's homeboys see him display his 'love kit'] Ritchie Koolboy: Aw damn, man. Our boy's a fag, yo. DJ Sammy: Yo, who's a fag? Kenny Fisher: Yo, both of y'all. That is a "Fragrance of Love" scented candle, bitch. Damn! Denise: Besides, I heard that song was about his dog. Preston: It's not about a dog. It's about a woman named Amanda. Who the hell names their dog Amanda? Denise: My cousin had a dog name Samantha. Preston: Shut up about the dog, OK? Denise: There's a mirror right there. Take a look, you're white. Stoner Guy: You know who else I like that didn't get much play? Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady. Mike Dexter: I'll kick everyone's ass in this room! [sees Kenny Fisher posing in a mirror] Denise: Looks like someone's auditioning for "Soul Train." Preston: It was October, freshman year. First time in history that I'd ever missed the bus. If I had arrived on time, I never would've seen her. But as it was, I was the first person at Huntington Hills High to set eyes on Amanda Beckett. It was her first day at school. Then, I'm sitting in class enjoying a late breakfast when out of all the classrooms in the entire school, she walks into mine. And where does the teacher sit her? Right next to me! Now, up until now, one could write this off to coincidence. But then she reaches in her bag and pulls out a strawberry Pop-Tart - the very same breakfast pastry I was consuming at that moment! What was I to do? How was I to proceed? Denise: Just so you know, judging from my little experience, I kind of believe in fate. It just works in really fucked up ways sometimes. Preston: Especially in your case. I'm sorry. You gave that to me, I just had to take it. Take care. Peace out, G! Exchange student: Would you like to touch my penis? I am a sex machine! Exchange student: Would you like to touch my penis? I am a sex machine! Sex machine. [the crying drunk girl stumbles over to the exchange student] Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: Idlke tschyourenis [subtitle translation:] Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: I'd like to touch your penis! [the crying drunk girl walks up to Preston and Denise] Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: Thush bezt tea weveram sisu gizem chext ear! [subtitle translation:] Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: This is the best party ever! I'm so gonna miss you guys next year! [she trows her arms around them and stumbles off] Preston: There's one at every party. Denise: Kind of makes you never want to drink, huh? [the crying drunk girls hears Kenny and Denise in the upstairs bathroom] Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: Yerd dum shelling yers chair. [subtitle translation:] Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: Did anyone hear that? Someone's yelling for help upstairs! [Kenny walks up to a stoned girl] Kenny Fisher: Hey, whatsup? [no reply] Kenny Fisher: Damn, it is noisy in here. Wanna go talk outside? Should be quieter out there. Stephanie, Stoned Girl: Okay. [Kenny sees that the girl's eyes are blank] Kenny Fisher: Do you, uh... what a drink? Stephanie, Stoned Girl: Okay. Kenny Fisher: Uh... how 'bout I poison it? Stephanie, Stoned Girl: Okay. [Kenny sees that she's totally stoned] Kenny Fisher: Hey, whaddya say we, uh... go upstairs and... [another girl enters] Candy, Stoned Girl's Friend: Stephanie! There you are! [to Kenny] Candy, Stoned Girl's Friend: Thank God you found her! She just took three thingies of herbal ecstasy and wondered off! She's so out of it, anything could have happened and she probably wouldn't even know it! God, I was so worried somebody was... well you know, taking advantage of her or something. Here, help me get her on her feet. [Kenny helps the friend help the stoned girl stand up and the two girls walk off] Candy, Stoned Girl's Friend: Come on honey, I'm gonna take you to the car. Stephanie, Stoned Girl: Okay. [to Amanda who's asking questions about Preston] Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: Snow stun shy is shy sumber shess sing. [subtitle translation:] Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: I know who Preston Meyers is. I can give you his phone number, his address, anything. [in the back yard during the police raid] Cop: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • Miss, for the last time, please stop crying and give me your name and address. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: Butolu msahson undsevent norlk. [subtitle translation:] Mary, Crying Drunk Girl: But I already told you! My name is Mary Hampson and I live at 1782 Norfolk! [holding up a card] William: I downloaded this little baby off the Net. I will know exactly how many spirits I may imbibe without affecting my judgment or my behavior. X-Phile 2: You have every angle covered. X-Phile 1: You know William, from this light, you somewhat resemble David Duchovny. Angel Stripper: Fate! There is such a thing as fate, but it only takes you so far. Then it's up to you to make it happen. William: Witness Exhibit A: My 8th Grade science project - a working rain forest. Mike Dexter threw it out a third story window. It rains here no more. Witness Exhibit B: An eye patch I wore for a month after Mike beaned me with a raisin in home ec. My parents took me to a 3D film. I saw no third dimension. And of course, how could I forget the pudding incident? I know no one else has. Well gentlemen, tonight, Mike Dexter will know humiliation. Tonight Mike Dexter will know ridicule. Tonight is the night we fight back. Tonight is our independence night. William: You know what they say about women and trolley cars. There's plenty of 'em in the sea. Mike Dexter: Guys, we're gonna be in college soon. You know what there's gonna be in college, right? Jake, Jock #1: [beat] Girls that used to be in high school. Mike Dexter: No, women. College women. Women with no curfew, women on the pill, women... women, bro. We are staring into the future here. And the future is women. Kenny Fisher: Yo, I gotta have sex tonight! I mean peep this - They say here ninety-two percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. Ninety-two of the women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around going, "Class... or sex? What shall I do?" Ninety-two percent, yo! Hey, you know what that means? Ritchie Koolboy: What? Kenny Fisher: It means I gots a ninety-two percent chance of embarrassing myself. I roll up on that shorty be like, "What's up yo?" she be like, "You don't know 20 different ways to make me call you Big Poppa" cuz I don't yo. Preston: I don't know about you, but I really believe that there's one person out there, and for me it's gotta be Amanda. Amanda Becket: Hi, umm... Do you happen to know who Preston Myers is? Earth Girl: Du'uh. He only sat like, right next to you in freshman english. But I guess you wouldn't remember that. I mean, why would Amanda Beckett pay any attention to a unique spirit like Preston, or even a unique spirit like me? Maybe it's because she's a little busy ordering around her little conformist flock of sheep. SHEEP! You are all sheep. Baah! [Off-Screen] Earth Girl: Baah! [drunk] William: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • You... have to come with me. There's this chick... there's these two chicks... they're triplets, man. You're not going to believe what they're doing. Not because I made it up or anything but because it is so... unbelievable. Come on out to the pool house, 'cause they told me to tell you... they want you to watch. So, come out... the pool house, come on... 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • Mike Dexter: [interrupting him] I'm a loser. I broke up with the hottest girl in school, my friends all sold me out... and somebody in there just called me a fag! Kenny Fisher: 'Sup, ladies? Yo Jana, wanna dance? Jana: I'm allergic. Kenny Fisher: You're allergic to dancing? Jana: Yeah. Kenny Fisher: [thinking] All right this is it. It is finally time for Kenny Fisher to become... da man. Now I've done my laps, and all ten finalists are present and accounted for. Ten lovely ladies, yo. Each one at my disposal. Ten willing and able tour guides into the theme park of love. But who will it be? Which of you gorgeous ten will be the lucky one? Angel Stripper: Oh I'm the weird one? You're the one calling Barry Mannilow from a phone booth at 2:00 am! [drunk for the first time in his life] William: I can't feel my legs, I HAVE NO LEGS! Kenny Fisher: [to Denise Fleming] Woman, this is all *your* fault. Come bargin' in here like a friggin' moose. [makes strange "moose" noises.) Kenny Fisher: [to Denise Fleming] I did not write 'Denise Fleming is a tampon' on your locker. Mike Dexter: Who's gonna want you now? Amanda Becket: [Looking at her letter] Somebody. Mike Dexter: Somebody? More like... nobody! Amanda Becket: Gosh, Mike. You really got me. [after being hit on by drunk guys] Reminiscing Guy: Hey Amanda. Amanda Becket: Hey. Reminiscing Guy: Remember that time we danced at the sock hop? Amanda Becket: Yeah. Reminiscing Guy: I just wanted you to know I had the hugest boner and I was just wondering if maybe you and I could get together and... work it out. [Amanda walks away disgusted] Kenny Fisher: Yo, I'm just pausin' while those two hos over there scratch it out over who gets to knock the boots with me! [clicks feet together] Kenny Fisher: Ya know what I'm saying? Yeah! Ritchie Koolboy: What two ho's? DJ Sammy: I don't see no ho's yo. [Kenny and his homeboys start shoving each other around] Kenny Fisher: Yo, what, you callin' me a liar. DJ Sammy: Hey, yo why you shovin' cracker? Ritchie Koolboy: Yo, you better recognize, fool. [they stop shoving] Kenny Fisher: Why y'all gotta waste my flava? Damn! [about high school girlfriends] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • : Yeah... they suck... they suck! Preston: I can't believe you pointed at her! Denise: Look, she didn't see me! What are you, hyperventilating? Preston: No, I'm hiransing my chi. Denise: What? Preston: I'm harnessing my chi. [Denise laughs] Preston: Don't laugh at me! Denise: Were you this weird when we went out? Preston: Were you this bitchy when we went out? Denise: Yes, I was a bitchy eighth grader for that whole week, actually! [after looking in the refrigerator] Girl Whose Party It Is: That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen! What is wrong with you people? [During a yearbook signing] Yearbook Girl: So why didn't you get your picture taken? Denise: Specifically to avoid moments like this. Yearbook Girl: [not paying attention] Great, thanks! [after drinking his first beer and spitting it out] William: Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad! Hippie Girl: Dude, these brownies suck! [the brownie is thrown at Denise] Hippie Guy: [Licks the brownie off of Denise's face] Don't wanna waste this stuff! Preston: This is officially the worst night of my entire life. Thank you very much. Angel: Try having forty drunk men grabbing your ass, one groom to be throwing up all over you and then have your car break down at 2am and then you can talk to me about having a bad night, OK? Kenny Fisher: You got... you *have* no idea what you're talking about. You don't even know me any more. Preston: Hey, I've got one for ya. Remember that time when I was about to talk to that beautiful girl, and you came up to me and started telling me all these asinine stories? Remember that, huh? Reminiscing Guy: No. Preston: Gee, that's funny. Because it *just happened*! Trip McNeely: [as he approaches a sulking Mike with a six-pack in hand] Hey man, you want a beer? Mike Dexter: Trip McNeely! Trip McNeely: Trip McNeely. Mike Dexter: No way, man! Trip McNeely: Trip McNeely. Mike Dexter: Trip McNeely! Geez. You were a sexual icon! You know girls at Huntington still talk about you? Trip McNeely: Really? Which ones? Mike Dexter: You must be racking up at college. College! Trip McNeely: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • I wish, bro. I can't even get digits as a freshman. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • Mike Dexter: Shut up! Come on, you can tell me. Trip McNeely: Seriously, man. I thought college was gonna be a 24-7 orgy. Hell, that's even why I broke up with Janeen before I left. Mike Dexter: [after an uneasy pause] S-so, what happened? Trip McNeely: [sighs] College chicks are totally different, bro. They're all serious and shit. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap. They all wanna date older guys. [Tosses an empty beer can aside] Mike Dexter: Yeah, but... not all of 'em, right? Trip McNeely: Way it goes. Hell, I even tried crawling back to Janeen. She was all cozy with some senior. He's a pre-med. They ALL are. Guys like us... we are a dime a dozen. [Belches and then chuckles] Trip McNeely: Speaking of which, you still with that Amanda chick? She was a prize piece if I ever saw one. Mike Dexter: [Lying to Trip] Yeah, [Scoffs] Mike Dexter: me and Amanda. Definitely. Yep. Trip McNeely: You're lucky, bro. Mike Dexter: I sure am. Trip McNeely: Stay with her. It's the best advice I can give you. [Farts] Trip McNeely: Oh, that, and bring rubber flip-flops in the shower. I got warts all over my feet. [Leaves] Mike Dexter: [With a discouraged tone] Take it easy, Trip! Trip McNeely! All right... Amanda Becket: [to Preston] You know what? Why don't you go off and get yourself a goddamn life, asshole? Keg Guy: [to Preston] Thanks, man. That's the funniest thing I've seen all night. Kenny Fisher: Let's go, boys. Time is honey. Kenny Fisher: Those shoes! Denise: What? Kenny Fisher: Do they serve an orthopedic function? Mike Dexter: [sits himself between two girls on a chair swing] Have I got some news for you. Girl Mike Hits On #1: Really? What's that? Mike Dexter: That I, recently, became single. Girl Mike Hits On #2: And? Mike Dexter: Well, I just remember Jeff Garner saying a little something about you girls thinking I was the hottest senior in school. Girl Mike Hits On #2: Yeah, heh, heh. And, I remember Jeff Garner saying that, uh, you told him we were skanky. Mike Dexter: [nervously, realizing he's been caught] He told you that? [Girl #2 nods her head] Mike Dexter: [shows him now sitting alone on the chair swing] Okay! See you later! Kenny Fisher: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • Damn, she's gonna think I got that premature evacuation! William: You see the salt on this pretzel? Look at the stars. Some people, they say the stars are billions and billions of tons of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us. X-Phile 1: [after reenacting a lightsaber duel from The Empire Strikes Back] Hey! Luke doesn't push Vader! X-Phile 2: Well he should've. I mean, the guy cut his hand off. X-Phile 1: You know what? My retainer looks like a Klingon warship. Stoner Guy: Preston? I dunno, his hair's kinda, I dunno, brown? Matt, Watermelon Guy: No, it's not really brown. Oh, he's tall. Stoner Guy: Yeah, he's kinda kinda tall. Sorta tall. And he's like always wearing like t-shirts. Amanda Becket: So, he's sort of tall? Stoner Guy: Kind of. Amanda Becket: With... hair? Stoner Guy: Yeah. Amanda Becket: And he wears t-shirts sometimes? Stoner Guy: Yeah. William: [Rocking out to Guns N Roses] Wild Bill Rock and Roll! Yearbook Girl: Kenny Fisher, sign my yearbook. Kenny Fisher: No, thanks. No time. Yearbook Girl: Come on. Where's your school spirit? Go, Hot Dogs! DJ Sammy: Bitch, get a life! Kenny Fisher: I better double bag it. I don't know where that girl been. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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