Tommy:
If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can go home with me.
Crystal:
What kind of deal is that, huh? I don't know it doesn't make sense to me.
Tommy:
It's a good deal. It's a good deal for me!
Marie:
You don't go to work every day. You go to a bar every day.
Tommy:
He's a little old man. Can't you take some of the wrinkles out? You've given birth to Mr. Magoo.
Tommy:
No, Jerry is allright. Saved my life once.
Debbie:
What, he was gonna kill you but he changed his mind?
[About having another glass of whiskey]
Vic:
You're a weak man.
Tommy:
Yeah, I know. That's why I drink it straight. The ice cubes are too heavy.
[Tommy is immitating Marlon Brando from "On the Waterfront"]
Tommy:
I coulda been somebody, instead of just an ice cream truck driver, which is what I am, let's face it.
Debbie:
Who was that, Jerry Lewis?
Tommy:
Jerry Lewis? You thought that was Jerry Lewis?