Jeffery, a young gay man in New York, decides that sex is too much and decided to become celibate. He immediately meets the man of his dream...更多>
Jeffrey: But Darius is a dancer. He's in "Cats." Sterling: Exactly. I said you needed a boyfriend, not a person. Sterling: You know, Darius once said you were the saddest person he knew. Jeffrey: Why did he day that? Sterling: Because he was sick. He had a fatal disease. And he was a million times happier than you. Jeffrey: I will find a substitute for sex. Sex Lite. Sex Helper. I Can't Believe It's Not Sex! Acolyte: I can walk! Jeffrey: You could always walk. Acolyte: Shut up. [Regarding his brush with Mother Theresa] Jeffrey: She looked good. Sterling: Please, she's had work done. Darius: Just think of AIDS as the guest that won't leave, the one we all hate. But you have to remember: Hey! It's still our party. Darius: Who's Martha Stewart? Sterling: She writes picture books about gracious living. Martha says that nothing else matters if you can do a nice dried floral arrangement. I worship her. Darius: And, um, who's Ann Miller? Sterling: Leave this house. Sterling: [putting on a red shawl] Can I do this, or will I look like some sort of gay superhero? [Father Dan has just tried to kiss Jeffrey] Jeffrey: Wait! You're really a priest? Father Dan: Of course. Jeffrey: But... I mean, aren't you supposed to be straight and celibate? Father Dan: Maybe you didn't hear me. I'm a CATHOLIC priest. Historically, that falls somewhere between chorus boy and florist. Mom: Sweetheart, are you a top or a bottom? Dave: Hi, my name is Dave and I am sexually compulsive. Jeffrey: Dad, I am not going to have phone sex with you and mom! Sterling: Two cappuccinos. Thank you, darling. Big kiss. The earring - fun... last year. Barney's Waiter: BI-SEXUAL! Sterling: Oh, me too... Skip Winkley:
Who is your biggest sexual fantasy?
Barney's Waiter: [wipes the side of his mouth seductively] Den-ZEL Washington. Jeffrey: The guy at the gym. Sterling: Yoko Ono. [everyone looks at Sterling with a suprised look] Sterling: To see the apartment! Darius: Yes, I am in CATS. Now and forever. The way I see it, I was too young for Chorus Line, and too "happy" for Les Mis. I never did get that show. It's about a guy, who steals a loaf of bread, and then suffers for the rest of his life. For toast! Get over it.