Meredith Johnson: You stick your dick in my mouth and NOW you get an attack of morality? Catherine Alvarez: [to Tom] Sexual harassment is not about sex. It is about power. She has it; you don't. Tom Sanders: You wanna get fucked? Huh? Is that what you want? [Meridith passionately kisses Tom] Meredith Johnson: There... Now that wasn't so bad, wasn't it? Bob Garvin: The Chinese say, "May you live in interesting times." Well this has been the most interesting merger since my second marriage. Tom Sanders: Sexual harrassment is about power. When did I have the power? When? Meredith Johnson: Let's get down to business. Bob Garvin: This is America, goddammit. The legal system is supposed to protect people like me! Philip Blackburn: It gets worse. His lawyer is Catherine Alvarez. Bob Garvin: Oh, great. She'd change her name to "TV Listings" just to get it in the paper. Susan Hendler: Oh Tom, you are the one person I know who sucks up to the people below you. Susan Hendler: Did you have sex with her? Tom Sanders: No! No! No! Susan Hendler: How did her hand get into your pants? Susan Hendler: An "old girlfriend"... that's about as exclusive as the White Pages! Susan Hendler: Of course everyone knows! I'm so old fashioned, I greet my employees with a handshake! Susan Hendler: Ms. Alvarez, forty-eight hours ago my husband's penis was in another woman's mouth. I don't think there's anything in the law that can help me with that. Tom Sanders: Why don't I just admit it? Admit that I'm that evil white guy everyone is always complaining about? Hey Chau-Minh, come down here so I can execise my patriarchal urge!
: I did NOT have sex with her! Susan Hendler: Oh, then what was it Tom? She was trying to quit smoking? Meredith Johnson: Now you got the power. You got something I want. Meredith Johnson: Put it in. Tom Sanders: [Looking at a mirror] Oh God, I can't do this. Meredith Johnson: Come on. I want you inside me. Tom Sanders: Oh no no no. I can't do this. I'm not gonna do this. Meredith Johnson: Now, Now! Tom Sanders: No. No. NO! NO! Meredith Johnson: You can't stop. You just can't stop! Meredith Johnson: Remember all the things we did? Tom Sanders: Yeah, I remember. Meredith Johnson: Things nobody knows about you and me. [kisses passionately] Meredith Johnson: All... our secrets. Meredith Johnson: [about Susan] I guess it can be a bit inhibitating Tom Sanders: What's that? Meredith Johnson: Domesticity Tom Sanders: Oh, you'd be surprised Meredith Johnson: Oh, I don't imagine you can jump her from behind just because all of sudden you get excited just by the way you she bends over to just to pick up the soap Meredith Johnson: [looks romantically in his eyes] You remember that... don't you? Tom Sanders: Yeah, I remember that Meredith Johnson: And you miss it, don't you? Tom Sanders: I have my compensations Meredith Johnson: Oh course... that's life. A series of trade-offs. Meredith Johnson: [turning mad as Tom leaves] Oh, you son-of-a-bitch. You get back in here and finish what you started. Do you hear me? Do you hear me? [Tom ignores her as heads down the stairs] Meredith Johnson: You get back in here and finish what you started or you're fuckin' dead. You are FUCKIN' DEAD!