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  • Jack: Why'd you come up? Beth: Because... I wanted to be sad. Now I'm sad. Jennifer Morton: No shit the munchies! I forgot all about the munchies! Jack: [after putting Brad's hand in water to make him wet the bed] I'll tell you one thing. We are not nice people! Matthew Berman: Not tonight, we're not! Beth: I haven't yet. Jennifer Morton: Haven't what? Beth: [laughs] Had sex since Rick. I know you're wondering. I know how your mind works. [pause] Beth: I've-I come to the brink and then I-I can't do it. Jennifer Morton: Yeah, I didn't think so. Beth: But I don't think about it everyday. I try not to think about it! Jennifer Morton: [to Beth about Jack] He's a moron. No wonder you're atracted to him! Gwen Daugherty: Excuse me Lou. Fuck you, Jamie. Jamie Ross: If I have to dive into this water and swim over to you, you're gonna be a sorry little girl. Gwen Daugherty: I'm already sorry. [Jamie leaves] Gwen Daugherty: I hope I didn't offend any of you. Jamie needs to learn that he shouldn't over-wind his toys. [leaves] Jennifer Morton: I gotta tell you. I like her. I like her a lot. Matthew Berman: The ring? Unca Lou... You know I hate boxing! Matthew Berman: I just called the boys. Kelly Berman: How are they? Matthew Berman: They're fine. I told them that Mommy beat the s**t out of me today. Jamie Ross: Do you wanna dance? Jennifer Morton: I shouldn't. I shouldn't Jamie. I mean it. You're scum. Jamie Ross: I'm not sure. Is that a yes? Jennifer Morton: Yeah, that's a yes. Jack: [after Beth kisses him] Wow! That was good. I thought you were gonna knee me in the nuts or something! Jennifer Morton: I'm not even this happy when I'm about to have sex! Brad Berman: Is it me? I don't remember it smelling this much like urine. Matthew Berman: The cabin always smelled like urine. That's how you found it when you came uphill in the dark. Jennifer Morton: I've decided I wanna be just like Kelly when I grow up. Kelly Berman: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • And I wanna be just like Jennifer! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Jennifer Morton: And I wanna have a body like Gwen's! Kelly Berman: No shit! Brad Berman: No toilet paper! Ho-ho-ho! You guys are good! Man, oh yeah. This is a brilliant schreck! You guys working for NASA? Huh? Is there a blueprint for this plan, cause I'd love to see it. Tell me, did ya carry it the toilet paper down in shifts? This isn't a privy, it's a think tank! Jack: You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to beat the schreck king! Jamie Ross: Hey, why walk when you can run? You know, Gwen and I run three miles every morning as a warm-up before we work out. Right, baby? Gwen Daugherty: Right! [they run off] Brad Berman: [to Jack, Beth, and Jennifer] We really ought to spend the rest of the week coming up with an elaborate way to kill those two. Unca Lou Handler: [Uncle Lou spreads forest boughs to reveal a moose grazing in the forest] There's nothing like a good moose. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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