Turk 182! (1985) 5.6

Det. Ryan: [trying to find out who's behind Turk 182] Just give us the names and addresses of everyone involved.

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Terry Lynch

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: Everyone? Det. Ryan: Everyone involved. Terry Lynch: There's the Penguin, the Riddler, Catwoman, Darth Vader, Jack the Ripper, Atila the Hun... Mayor Tyler: If I see one more of this Turk messages that is bigger than a postage stamp, you are going to spend the rest of your career - I swear before God - pounding the beat in the South Bronx! Is that clear, Ryan? Jimmy Lynch: My brother ain't no drunk. He's my blood. Det. Ryan: [after Turk has broken into the mayor's office] Why, officer Callahan. What a pleasant surprise. So glad you could make it. Where the hell were you? Callahan the Cop: There was a fire in the bathroom. Det. Ryan: A fire in the bathroom. You leave the mayor's office unguarded for a fire in the bathroom? Jesus Christ, Callahan. That trick's in my kid's commando game! You'd better get yourself a new pair of shoes, Callahan. Callahan the Cop: I'm...gonna be...doing a lot of walking? Det. Ryan: [nods] Smart man. Have a nice day. Det. Ryan: [about Turk 182] There are two theories. The first is that this is an organized conspiracy. The other more bizarre theory is that this is the work of one man - Superman, apparently! Powerhouse chief: [after Ryan has fired his gun at the power grid to the bridge] Stupid flatfoot. Never heard of auxillary power? [he turns the backup generator on] Powerhouse chief: Next time you better bring a fucking bazooka, you stupid son of a bitch! Det. Ryan: [the cops are looking at slides of Turk's graffiti] This little masterpiece was conducted while the surrogate court was in night session. If you can believe that one. Det. Kowalski: Justice is indeed blind. Jimmy Lynch: You read the newspapers, Jock? Jockamo: Of course I read the newspapers. What do I look like, an imbecile? Jimmy Lynch: Uh...no. Det. Kowalski: Now just what do we know about this Turk? Or, if there are more than one, we could call them Turkeys.