Why not me? Why not? A guy can get anything he wants as long as he pays the price. What's wrong with that? Stranger things have happened.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rupert Pupkin:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I know, Jerry, that you are as human as the rest of us, if not more so.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Secretary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Is Mr. Langford expecting you? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rupert Pupkin:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yes, I don't think he is.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rupert Pupkin:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rupert Pupkin:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well I'm sorry. I made a mistake. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jerry Langford:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So did Hitler.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Masha:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Do you wanna be waiting here till next Shavuos?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rupert's Mom:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rupert? What are you doing down there? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rupert Pupkin:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
MOM!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Langford's Lawyer:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What is the defense of kidnapping? How can you say, "I was crazy at the time"?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rupert Pupkin:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm gonna work 50 times harder, and I'm gonna be 50 times more famous than you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jerry Langford:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Then you're gonna have idiots like you plaguing your life!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
