被解雇的报社女记者安·米歇尔伪造了一封信给报社,署名“约翰·杜伊”(即无名氏),信上表示对这个充满恶瘤的社会充满失望,决心要自杀。报社为此不得不重新聘用了安来调查此事。然而,没想到此事最终引发了一场政治运动……
The Colonel:
I don't read no papers, and I don't listen to radios either. I know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber, and I don't have to read it.
Long John Willoughby:
Hey, stop worryin', Colonel, fifty bucks ain't gonna ruin me.
The Colonel:
I've seen plenty of fellas start out with fifty bucks and wind up with a *bank* account!
Beany: