Where would King Arthur be without Guinevere? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Happily married, probably. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Well, that's a bad... that's a bad example.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[singing] Holding my penis... what a wonderful way of saying how much you like me.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Did you lose your mind all at once, or was it a slow, gradual process?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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It's important to think. It's what separates us from lentils.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I have a hard-on for you the size of Florida!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I don't believe that God made man in his image. 'Cause most of the shit that happens comes from man. No, I think man was made in the Devil's image. And women were created out of God. 'Cause after all, women can have babies, which is kind of like creating. And which also accounts for the fact that women are so attracted to men... 'cause let's face it... the Devil is a hell of a lot more interesting! Believe me, I've slept with some saints in my day, I know what I'm talking about. So the whole point in life is for men and women to get married... so that God and the Devil can get together and work it out. Not that we have to get married. God forbid.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Didn't you say that what you liked about our relationship is that we didn't have to think? We could just be there for each other. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Suicidal paranoiacs'll say anything to get laid.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm hearing horses! Parry will be so pleased!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Come back, we'll rummage.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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No... but I *do* believe in fairies.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Jack - I can't find my baby.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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C'mon, Jack, what do you think the Crusades were? A Pope's publicity stunt?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Jack is drunk on Jack Daniel's] Breakfast of champions, huh, Jack?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Jack has tossed an annoying customer a videotape] "Ordinary Peepholes." 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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S'a big titty, spread cheeky kinda thing.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Jack, love of my life, you hate people.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Have another one, Jack. It's on the house... just like everything else.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm surprised some man just doesn't come in here and snatch you up all for themselves. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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*You're* surprised?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You have a great set of... dishes. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Jack, he's trying to start a con-vuh-sation... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Then talk to him, he won't bite you.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I have never been through a dating period. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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It's a disgusting process. You haven't missed a thing.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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How much? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Well, you're a store member, so we could probably... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[firmly] Forty bucks.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Jack, I may be going out on a limb here, but you don't seem like a happy camper.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You're not so invisible. You want a personality? Try this on for size: you can be a real bitch sometimes. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Lydia begins to smile and starts laughing] Really...? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[smiling] Yeah! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[laughing] Wow! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I know, I know - it feels great!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm talking to the little people! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Are they here? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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They're saying, "Jack, go to the liquor store and findeth the Jack of Daniels so that ye may be shitfaced, doo-lang, doo-LANG!"复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I don't mean to be flippant or to enrage you or anything, but you're a psychotic man. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I know. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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A very nice psychotic man. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Thank you.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I was attacked, two kids tried to set me on fire.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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What do you think of the death penalty? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Death is definitely a penalty! It ain't no fuckin' gift!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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It begins with the king as a boy, having to spend the night alone in the forest to prove his courage so he can become king. Now while he is spending the night alone he's visited by a sacred vision. Out of the fire appears the holy grail, symbol of God's divine grace. And a voice said to the boy, "You shall be keeper of the grail so that it may heal the hearts of men." But the boy was blinded by greater visions of a life filled with power and glory and beauty. And in this state of radical amazement he felt for a brief moment not like a boy, but invincible, like God, so he reached into the fire to take the grail, and the grail vanished, leaving him with his hand in the fire to be terribly wounded. Now as this boy grew older, his wound grew deeper. Until one day, life for him lost its reason. He had no faith in any man, not even himself. He couldn't love or feel loved. He was sick with experience. He began to die. One day a fool wandered into the castle and found the king alone. And being a fool, he was simple minded, he didn't see a king. He only saw a man alone and in pain. And he asked the king, "What ails you friend?" The king replied, "I'm thirsty. I need some water to cool my throat". So the fool took a cup from beside his bed, filled it with water and handed it to the king. As the king began to drink, he realized his wound was healed. He looked in his hands and there was the holy grail, that which he sought all of his life. And he turned to the fool and said with amazement, "How can you find that which my brightest and bravest could not?" And the fool replied, "I don't know. I only knew that you were thirsty."复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm a knight on a special quest.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[to Parry] Some billionaire's got the Holy Grail in his library on Fifth Avenue.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[on the radio] I told you about these people. They're evil, Edwin. They must be stopped.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[as Jack is waking up] Hi, welcome back. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Have I died?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[drunk and talking to the Pinocchio doll] You ever read any Nietzsche? Nietzsche says there's two kinds of people in the world: people who are destined for greatness like Walt Disney... and Hitler. Then there's the rest of us, he called us "the bungled and the botched." We get teased. We sometimes get close to greatness, but we never get there. We're the expendable masses. We get pushed in front of trains, take poison aspirin... get gunned down in Dairy Queens.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Didja hear that Jimmy Nickles got picked up yesterday? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Oh, yeah? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Yeah. He got caught pissin' on a bookstore. Man is a *pig*. No excuse for that. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[lady drops coins in his cup] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Thank you, baby. It's social anarchy when people start pissing on bookstores. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Asshole. He didn't even look at you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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He's payin' so he don't have to look. See... guy goes to work every day, eight hours a day, seven days a week. Gets his nuts so tight in a vice that he starts questioning the very fabric of his existence. Then one day, 'bout quitting time, Boss calls him into the office and says, "Hey Bob, whyncha come on in here and kiss my ass for me, will you?" Well, he says, "Hell with it. I don't care what happens, I just want to see the expression on his face as I jab this pair of scissors into his arm." 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Then he thinks of me. He says, "Waitaminit. I got both my arms, I got both my legs. At least I'm not begging for a living. Sure enough, Bob's gonna put those scissors down and pucker right up. See, I'm what you call kind of a "moral traffic light", really. I'm like sayin', "Red! Go no further! Boooo-ee boooo-ee boooo-ee..."复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[upon Lydia's arrival for a manicure] Can I getchoo something, l'il kawfee? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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No. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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L'il tea? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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No. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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L'il tequilaaaaah?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I wish there was some way I could just pay the fine and go home.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Swinging on a rope] Thank God nobody looks up in this town!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I can't believe I'm on a first name basis with these peope!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I've been dating longer than I've been driving!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
