非亲兄弟 (2008)

  • 美国
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  • 喜剧
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  • 1小时38分钟
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  • Dale Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, go! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dale Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [as they are called back into the office for their first interview] We're here to fuck shit up! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Derek: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • So, what do we do now? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • We could hug? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Derek: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yeah, you'd like that, you faggot!... I'm sorry, I'm new to this. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dale Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. I mean, it's like Fergie meets Jesus. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I have a belly full of white dog crap, and now you lay this shit on me? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • This house is a fucking prison! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dale Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • On Planet Bullshit! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [to Dale] You're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Shut your mouth. Sh-sh-shut your mouth. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Eat shit Derek! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [in his therapist's fantasy] I've traveled five hundred miles to deliver my seed. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dale Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [both waking up from dreams on top of each other] Oh no, I'm late for school. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'll kiss you on the lips, Kenny Rodgers. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I tea-bagged your drum set! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • This wedding is horse shit! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You are making an ass out of yourself, you geriatric fuck! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. Robert Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Rock the fuck out of those drums, Dale. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dale Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. Robert Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Your adults, you can do what you want. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dale Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • This is the funnest night ever! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Alice, Derek, Dr. Robert Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Fucking Catalina Wine-Mixer! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Alice: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Stay gold, Ponyboy. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Derek: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan has a man-gina. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I'm gonna punch you square in the face! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. Robert Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • One day my father just said, "Goddamn it, you're seventeen, stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job!" 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dale Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I manage a baseball team. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Nancy Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh, little league? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dale Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Fantasy league. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Sporting Goods Manager: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [after Dale finishes his very prolonged fart] Was that a fart? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dale Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yea... 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Sporting Goods Manager: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I can taste that one...is that...onions and ketchup? Now I'm starting to realize the tuxedos are kinda fucked up. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Randy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Pow! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dale Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. Robert Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Shut the fuck up! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna to do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they... *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dale Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [while Brennan is singing] Boats and hos. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Holy Fucking Santa Claus Shit! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [mowing lawn, dressed as Nazi] Hey Derek, sprechen sie dick? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Nancy Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What the fucking fuck?! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. Robert Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • We're putting the house on the market. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dale Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Where are we moving? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Is the house haunted? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Hold on. We're not going on the boat, Derek's selling the house, and we have to go to therapy? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. Robert Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yeah. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What the fuck happened?! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dale Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • My dad and I decided that Nancy's kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Who's the retard? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dale Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dr. Robert Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [about his dream to be a dinosaur] So I thought, I'll be a doctor for a little while... and then go back to that. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • How is that even a skill? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Derek: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You can have some dope parties on this lawn. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Second Homebuyer Husband: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You don't have to talk like that. You can just say it's nice. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Derek: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Nah, that's how I talk. Look at this door, it's fresh. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Dale Doback: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Why are you so sweaty? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I was watching Cops. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Brennan Huff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Hey Derek? You know what I hear is good for shoulder pain?... You lick my butt hole. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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