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      乌龙保镖 (2008)

      • 美国
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      • 喜剧
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      乌龙保镖
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        　　一个小城的郡治安官目睹一名女子被绑架，自以为是的他冲去解救该女子，谁知道所谓的“绑架者”却是FBI探员，而这名女子是作为检方证人被保护起来的，一切似乎是场“乌龙意外”……然而事情的背后隐藏着巨大的阴谋……

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      • [from trailer] Larry: Dang, my hand hasn't been this sore since the first episode of Baywatch! Larry: [telling Madeleine to flee] You need to speed it up. I'm trying to execute a flawless ejaculation. Larry: What in tarnation? Omar: Get you fucking hands up! Larry: I should have known you was a Nazi! Omar: Nazi? You stupid inbred country hick retard! I'm Hezbollah! Larry: Then I guess this'll have to be settled 'mano e mano'. Get your dukes up! Sheriff Smoot: He's taken a hostage, calls her Buttercup, I don't know if it's his girlfriend or his horse. Larry: With Elmer it's the same thing. Larry: Having money isn't the same thing as having class you know. Madeleine: What are you doing with a possum in your glove box? Larry: You found Wally? Connie: Where's your warrant to bust in here? Agent Orange: I can answer that in two words, national security. Connie: I can answer back with two more words. Bull [pumps shotgun] Connie: shit! Larry: The only way they're going to go away is if you give up the key. Madeleine: Or if I'm dead... Larry: ...Yeah, I could kill you but then I'd have a lot of explaining to do. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制

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