主人公西蒙是个极乏耐心的电话机销售员,无心工作却对女人兴趣十足。无论是街边咖啡店里擦着科隆香水的摩登女郎,或是别人家里的克罗地亚女佣,都成为他性幻想的对象。不懂女人心的西蒙屡次碰壁,洋相尽出,直到完美女神玛瑞卡出现,西蒙笑料百出的求爱之旅也展开了……
[from trailer] Einsatzleiter: [to Simon Peters standing on a roof:] Everyone has problems from time to time, Mr. Peters! Simon Peters: [screaming] Now shut your puss you psycho-clow! [from trailer] Der IKEA-Mann: [very friendly] Can I help you? Simon Peters: Ahh... yes! I got no girlfriend, plunged into debts and I hate my job! Simon Peters: [in the club, trying to chat up two stewardesses] What I always wanted to know: How many air miles do you get when you bang a stewardess?