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- 片 名朋友一场
- 上映时间2006年10月26日
- 导 演
罗杰·坎贝尔
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剧 情
主人公是洛杉矶一家唱片公司的经理，他英俊潇洒桃花运不断。最近，花花公子因为公事被迫返回新泽西老家，替公司跟一名当地走红的女歌手签个合同。与女歌手见面时坏小子猛然发现，那女人正是他高中时追求过的女孩．只怪自己高中时身宽体胖不修边幅，硬装潇洒不解风情，更令他遗憾的是，当初傻到可爱的表...
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Ryan Reynolds
演员
饰Chris Brander
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Amy Smart
演员
饰Jamie Palamin...
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Anna Faris
演员
饰Samantha Jame...
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Chris Klein
演员
饰Dusty Dinklem...
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Chris Marquette
演员
饰Mike Brander ...
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Julie Hagerty
演员
饰Carol Brander
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[in a crowded bar, Chris is talking with Jamie, while Samantha is waiting for him at the door]
Samantha James:
Chris! Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris...
Chris:
I'm busy!
Samantha James:
I'm busy too, stupid dick!
Mike:
[Speaking to Chris about Samantha] It's OK. She's got her toothpaste.
Samantha James:
[eating the toothpaste] Blueberry.
Samantha James:
It's all right, I like other girls. Darla!
Samantha James:
I'm sorry I'm not poor! I'm sorry I don't have a fat ass.
Chris:
Hi.
[Jamie slams the door in his face]
Chris:
Jamie, look, Jamie! I said a lot of really crappy things the other night and I'm sorry about that. I haven't been a very good friend to you and I'm sorry, ok. The truth is that I'm afraid to be your friend because I'm always gonna want more. But then I got to thinking that I'd rather have you in my life as a friend than not at all.
[She opens the door and looks at him]
Chris:
You know, that's a lie too.
[She comes outside and closes the door behind her]
Chris:
I want to take you out on a date. And I don't care if it's in the day or at night or whenever as long as it's a real date. And I want to tell you how beautiful I think you are, inside and out. And I want to have babies with you, and I want to marry you and I love you, Jamie, I always have.
[She smiles and they kiss]
Chris:
Sorry, that's like 20 years all at once.
[He kisses her again]
Mike:
[Samantha has found out that Chris is seeing someone else] The jig is up! Run!
Samantha James:
You son of a bitch!
Chris:
Samantha! You're here! Shit!
Samantha James:
There she is. There's the little slut you've been banging behind my back!
Old Woman:
Me?
Samantha James:
Not you, wrinkles.
[Points at Jamie]
Samantha James:
Her!
Jamie Palamino:
Who are you?
Samantha James:
I'm Samantha James, bitch!
[Shoves Jamie]
Jamie Palamino:
Don't shove me!
[Shoves Samantha back]
Samantha James:
You're a whore! Santa's little whore! Santa's little whore!
Jamie Palamino:
Get off!
Mike:
[In an excited, high pitched voice] Cat fight!
Chris' Mom:
Dusty, what kind of car is this?
Dusty:
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Carol, this little Japanese princess here is called the Prius.
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Chris' Mom:
I think it's so neat that you kids care about the environment.
Chris:
I love the environment.
Chris' Mom:
But honey, don't you drive a Range Rover? Aren't those bad?
Chris:
[pause] Well, I had a really nice time tonight, and I hope we can do it again soon. Hey, Dusty, thanks for comin'.
Dusty:
Oh, listen, man, it was my pleasure, really. Thank you all for having me. It was so nice.
[Chris takes out his retainer]
Dusty:
And hey, before I forget, make sure to that you rinse that thing at least twice a day, okay? Your mouth is a disgusting open cesspool with germs and bacteria. Now put that back!
Samantha James:
[Chris is wrestling Samantha to make her stop using her taser gun on him] Oooohhh yes! Go-Time!
Chris:
Hey! Hey! It's not Go-Time! This isn't how it works Samantha! You can't force or... or torture someone into liking you!
Samantha James:
[Rolls her eyes] Oooh, the big speech!
Chris:
No! You just have to put yourself out there and hope that they like you back! This isn't a game! This is my LIFE!
Samantha James:
Oh yeah! This is MY life! Okay? I'm sorry I'm not the most boring person ever! Okay? I'm sorry I'm not poor! I'm sorry I...
[Chris starts walking out]
Samantha James:
... I'm sorry I don't have a fat ass! I'm sorry I'm not... Hey! Where you going?
Chris:
I can't hear you Samantha... I can't hear you - OH! Lightbulb!
Samantha James:
I'm sorry I'm not the most boring person ever!... I'm sorry I'm not poor!... I'm sorry I don't have a fat ass!
Mike:
Raise your hand if your brother's a homo!
Jamie Palamino:
Mistletoe!
Samantha James:
Whoopsie! I'm naked.
Mike:
You'll always be fat to me!
Samantha James:
I'm Samantha James, bitch!
Jamie Palamino:
Will you try it on for me? Please? I think it will fit...
Chris:
[putting on Jamie's gift] ... It's a little snug.
Jamie Palamino:
Aww. "Shakes come and go but friends are furrr-ever." That's adorable! Let's go show my mom.
Jamie Palamino:
I think I just peed a little!
Chris:
When I'm with you it feels like we are in our own little Chris and Jamie world.
Mike:
You are so hot.
Samantha James:
I know!
Chris:
Look, I know you hate me, but I need to speak with Jamie... Where is she?
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She's gone off with Mr. Lee.
Clark:
The drycleaner?
Mr. Palamino:
No, Dusty, you jackass!
Jamie Palamino:
Is this all because I didn't screw you in high school? Get over yourself.
Chris:
After being the biggest tease for so long. Trust me, I am so over myself.
Chris' Mom:
[Starts dialing while Chris is on the phone] Joyce?... Joyce?
Chris:
No, Mom, I'm on the phone.
Chris' Mom:
What are you doing at Joyce's house?
Chris:
Mom, I'm in the Living Room, ten feet away from you...
Chris' Mom:
Well, while I have you on the phone dear... what would you like for dinner?
Clark:
He's Jersey, he skis in his jeans!
Clark:
Are you kidding? You're Chris Brander. You're Hollywood; you date models. He's Jersey; he skis in his jeans. It's Dinkleman... it's Dusty Dinkleman.
Chris:
Dinkleman.
Clark:
Dinkleman.
Chris:
Dinkleman.
Clark:
Dinkleman's going down!
Chris:
Dinkleman is going way down!
Samantha James:
But I'm not ready for a gig.
Chris:
Of course you are.
Samantha James:
No... no. No! This is a bad idea Chris!
Chris:
God I am so stupid!
Samantha James:
No you aren't baby.
Chris:
Here I am trying to make you into an artist when you're just a pop bubblegum sensation. But that's okay. Paris, here we come.
Samantha James:
But I am an artist... I am an artist... Hey! I am an artist!
Chris:
Good. You ready to do this?
Samantha James:
I was born ready bitch.
Chris:
[Deleted Scene: Chris accidently spills water on his pants and enters a room full of people of which they think he has urinated himself] Leave? Why would Mr. PeePee Pants wanna leave? Stick around, I'm gonna shit myself!
Clark:
We're married!
Chris:
Married?
Samantha James:
MARRIED!
Darla:
We have a son, his name is TJ!
Samantha James:
TJ!
Samantha James:
[hiding under huge earmuffs ,saying hi... hi... hi... hi... ] Chris, let's get it to go people are staring at me.
[Not one person in the restaurant is looking at her]
Samantha James:
Wait a minute, am I being Punk'D? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton?
Samantha James:
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You and I are gonna be the greatest musical manager team since Jessica Simpson and her father only you and I get to "mreow" and they can't, 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up.
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Chris:
Ten years ago when I was a whale.
Jamie Palamino:
[while laying in bed] What are you thinking about?
Chris:
Bush... you know, the whole first family really.
Samantha James:
Let's go Chris, there's pee on the floor.
[Samantha looks at Jamie and hisses at her]
Mr. Palamino:
How did you lose all that weight? Like that retard from Subway?
Chris:
[after pulling away from having sex with Jamie] You don't deserve a PENIS
Mike:
Yeah I slapped the ham to it about an hour ago.
Chris' Mom:
What ham did you slap hunny? I hope it wasn't the one I just bought.
Samantha James:
I love it that you're taking me home to meet your mom. Was this one of your clever little plans?
Chris:
Yes. I planned you setting the plane on fire.
Chris:
I'll just enjoy this glass of water.
[takes a sip]
Chris:
I'm stuffed.
Chris:
Y'see, when a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like a brother... or a lamp.
Ray:
I don't want to be a lamp...
Chris:
[Chris changes his mind about leaving New Jersey and grabs the wheel and runs the car into midair and back onto the highway]
Clark:
This is a PONTIAC GRAND PRIX!
Clark:
[Chris and Clark are discussing how Chris didn't have sex with Jamie the night before] Are you guys on the same menstrual cycle yet, or what?
Samantha James:
[singing on her guitar] Forgiveness, is more than saying sorry. To forgive is divine. So let's have a glass of wine. And have make-up sex until the end of time, time, time, time, timmmmmmeee! Time.
Samantha James:
God, I wanna lick your skin off!
Chris:
I'd prefer you didn't.
Chris:
'Simply Dusty'... is there no other kind?
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