这个杀手有点蠢 (2004)

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  • 片       名这个杀手有点蠢
  • 上映时间2004年03月30日
  • 导       演 Trace Slob...
  • 又       名这个杀手有点蠢 第101个连环杀手 Serial Kil...
  • 编       剧 Dave GistTrace Slob...
  • 剧       情
      歌手莉莎罗布(Lisa Loeb)首次参与剧情片的演出,她与一群音乐创作者希望能藉由参与本片,一探电影世界的奥秘。莉莎饰演一名个性阴沈的女孩,而且对死亡有着异常的迷恋,正好她的同班同学凯西对生命失去方向,想藉由成为连续杀人犯来满足自我的空虚感,于是凯西请教莉莎要如何...

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  • Today we're gonna play a little word association. I'll say a word and you tell me the first word or two that comes to mind. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Casey Noland: Gothcha. Sally Lindon: Red. Casey Noland: Blood. Sally Lindon: Blue. Casey Noland: Balls. Sally Lindon: Boy. Casey Noland: George. Sally Lindon: Girl. Casey Noland: Boy George. Sally Lindon: Casey! Casey Noland: Me? Sally Lindon: *sighs Casey Noland: What? Casey Noland: [prepares his saw blade and holds it ready to throw] Vince Grimaldi: And what do intend to do with that? Scratch me to death? Huh? Casey Noland: [pauses, shifting from foot to foot] Vince Grimaldi: You can't throw it... You throw like a fucking girl! Casey Noland: [pauses, they both stare at one another] Casey Noland: Not anymore. [throws saw blade like a Frisbee, lodging it in Grimaldi's forehead] Casey Noland: I had a damn fine gymnasium class coach. Vince Grimaldi: I'm the one who's healthy, it's the rest of society that's dieseased. Look at these girls in gym class, with their breasts bulging out, and tight little shorts on. There just going to grow up to be whores, and sluts, and real estate agents. Casey Noland: You've been rejected by girls your whole life. What teenage girl wants to be with some lame ass gym coach? Vince Grimaldi: First of all, Fuck You. Second of all, this conversation is over, 'cause I'm going to kill you now. Turn you into a piece of furniture. [Casey grabs his power sander, turns it on and grins victoriously. The batteries die only seconds later, wiping the grin off his face. He looks at it in disbelief] Vince Grimaldi: You are so pathetic. You bring a power tool to kill your gym teacher, and you don't get good batteries. Casey Noland: I have to meet with the school psychiatrist. Vince Grimaldi: Ms. Lindon? What in the hell for? Casey Noland: Well, they say that I don't have enough direction in my life. Vince Grimaldi: Casey... What you need in your life is more disicplne, I think you know that. The kind of discipline that can only be found here in gymnasium class. Casey, if you allow this class to be something in your life, it can be a warm, nurturing embracing nest, like chickens have in a hen house. Know what I mean? Casey Noland: [Confused] I'm gonna go. I'm gonna be late for Ms. Lindon. Vince Grimaldi: Another thing, if I find out it was you that put those bumper stickers on my van, I'm gonna squash your nuts into oblivion. And tell those boys from Home Economics to stop calling my house. Sally Lindon: [shows an inkblot card] How a 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • bout this one? Casey Noland: The blob... Sally Lindon: [shows another card] and what this look like to you? Casey Noland: The sequel... Sally Lindon: [Shows another ink blot card] And this one? Casey Noland: [Leans in] A vagina Sally Lindon: [Studies card and sighs] Casey, do you remember your dreams? Casey Noland: Sometimes. Sally Lindon: Tell me about them. Casey Noland: Well, last night I had a dream that I took a really big knife and lopped of Mr. Korn's head, and then I threw the knife in your skull. Then Mr. Korn's decapitated head told me I'd be a really good serial killer. Casey Noland: Yeah, but old people... there so... Old. Mr. Korn: Now Vince, did you get rid of those raccons like I asked ya too? Vince Grimaldi: But Mr Korn! They're so cute! Mr. Korn: Aw Vinnie! Vince Grimaldi: Pull up your pants, you're talkin' out your ass! Casey Noland: Can't you give me a break? Vince Grimaldi: Give you a break? Give you a break? Son, I never got any breaks in life, raised in Alabama! Twelve years in the military, I never got any breaks! '64 Chevy pickup, no brakes! Mr. Korn: Killing people isn't da bomb. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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