Conductor: Be careful with my train! Sixten:
I've never seen anything good coming from a woman!
Gunnar: There's a mirror in the toilet. Sixten: Just give me a bucket of Absinthe and a straw... Conductor: [Gunnar has recently pulled the emergency brakes after seeing a man outside the train dressed up as Santa] Okay, my dear mister. You've crossed the line. Mutilating a war veteran, sure. Food poisoning war prisoners it's okay. We can all have a bad day. But playing with the emergency brakes? It can be how fucking much christmas it likes. I hope you have a really, really good excuse for this! Gunnar: I saw Santa Claus. Conductor: How are you? Soldier: Oh, I'm fine thanks. I'm heading to my father for christmas. it will be very nice. I haven't seen Uppsala for years. Conductor: Uppsala? But this train goes nonstop to Berlin. Soldier: Berlin. Oh, I must say this travel sure gives me a lot of surprises. Sixten: [Sixten introducing his lover] This is Pompe, Pompe the sissy. Pompe: What does that make you? Sixten: I'm attracted to men only because I hate women, that's completely different.