Spike:
"Woof! That's right, I said woof!"
Tommy:
It's Nigel Strawberry!
Spike:
I ate one of Chuckie's diapers once and, let me tell you, that is spicy.
Chas Finster:
[as a 40-foot wave approaches the ship] We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Spike:
Could you give a dog a little warning?! I'm trying to do my business here.
Eliza:
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Spike:
You know, it's funny. For a minute there, I thought I actually heard you talking to me. You talking to me? Are you talking to me?
Eliza:
Yeah, I can talk to animals. It's a long story.
Spike:
Hey, chimp boy. Will you stop worrying? I know all about cats with a capital "K". Sit on a window sill, hack up a fur ball... Oh! That is very ferocious!
Eliza:
Spike, this isn't your regular housecat.
Spike:
They all twitch their whiskers one whisker at a time, just like you and me.
Spike:
I am Spike. Full name: Down, Spike, down! Get off that couch!
Spike:
Well, Eliza, as dog as my witness, I will never lose my babies again!