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      亚当·桑德勒的八个疯狂之夜 (2002)

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      亚当·桑德勒的八个疯狂之夜

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      • Davey Stone: Smell ya later, Poopsicle! Davey Stone: Hey, Jelly Jugs, next time you're on my court, you better wear a bra, okay? Whitey: Don't worry son, I think you have very nice boobs. Eleanor Duvall: Holy shit, did the mall just say something? Benjamin: Eat that nutstrap, BIACH! Jennifer: Benjamin? Jennifer: Thanks for sharing the Holiday spirit, psycho. Eleanor Duvall: They were giving out free lobster bibs in the bathroom. Whitey: That's not a lobster bib Eleanore its a germ protector for your tushey. Whitey: That's a technical foul! Davey: Can I prance around with my morning erection? Whitey: If you do you'll want an automatic ejection cause that's a technical foul! Eleanor Duvall: But I would like to see it anyway! Chinese Waiter: Four scorpion bowl in five minute? That's got to be a restaurant record. Davey Stone: Whippin' out my big, white, scary moon and blowin' a beef your way Davey Stone: Ugh! Jeezum crow! Did I just see two Persian cats on your ass? I think I'm gonna [burping] Davey Stone: barf. Whitey: Men's 11 right foot, children's 9 left foot. [does a jig] Whitey: At your service. Davey Stone: So, what's good about this place? Whitey: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • What's good about it? Everything. You want a pair of socks? My buddy, Mr. Foot Locker will warm your feet. You need a fancy doodad? Hello, Sharper Image. Thanks for the combination pogo stick/clock radio. I mean, The Body Shop, the Tie Rack, GNC, Radio Shack, Petland for a cat or two, Spencer's Gifts for some fake dog doo, Sbarro's, Dunkin' Donuts, they're simply the best. And don't forget the orange chicken at Panda Express. But if you're short of cash like little old me, the window shopping's always free. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • Davey Stone: Can I walk around with my morning erection? Whitey: If you want an automatic ejection... cuz that's a technical foul! Eleanor Duvall: But I'd like to see it anyway!... Just kidding! Chinese Waiter: Ha! I love it! Now you go to jail and marry big smelly man! Eleanore: All you people can bite my germ-free booty! Whitey: Your honor, if it pleases the court, I'd like to interject for a moment. Chinese Waiter: What the hell was that? Did anybody else hear a parakeet and have I gone crazy? Eleanor Duvall: It's a home invasion! Take whatever you want, but please don't chop my legs off! Whitey: It's okay Eleanore! It's okay! Eleanor Duvall: Whitey, thank god you're here! We're being robbed by a lunatic! Mister, if you're going to kill us, take off your wet shoes? They're soaking the carpet. Whitey: Eleanore, that's Davey Stone, my new partner. Eleanor Duvall: The criminal? Did he force you to bring him here so he could molest you? Whitey: His home just went up in flames. So I invited him to stay with us for a while. Eleanor Duvall: All right. But I'm taking an inventory of everything alive and accounted in this house. Eleanor Duvall: Look, he already stole something! He's hiding it in his jacket. Whitey: He's just kidding, son. You have very nice boobs. Victoria's Secret Salesperson: Aren't you a boy? Mayor: Whitey, for the first time your partner Davey Stone did something good for this community. Eleanore: What'd he do? Steal beer for everyone? Davey: Make some long distance calls? Eleanore: You'll get a kick in the balls! Davey: Good night, mayor! And the answer to your question is Spencer's Gifts. They definitely have furry underwear. Old Lady: [disgusted at the mayor] You're gross. Mayor: Ohh... Davey: I can't believe I haven't killed myself / Here with Wigs McGee and a furry elf / She's neurotic and he's a troll / How did I get stuck in this shithole? / Guess I'll have to deal with your demands / But please don't touch me with your alien hands. Chinese Waiter: Congratulations! Now please excuse me while I go take shower! Eleanor Duvall: Whitey, where were you? You're an hour and 51 minutes late. I already called the Morgue. They said you weren't there but to try back later. Davey Stone: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • Okay, that's it no one wants to see an old man die! Fatty's team loses cuz I wanna see him cry again. Davey Stone: Easy seizure boy! Whitey: This is the happiest seizure of my life! Whitey: Wow!What a neat Etch-a-Sketch. Davey Stone: It's a Gameboy you idiot! Whitey: My hand is in your mouth kitty but I don't feel any teeth. Whitey: [dizzy, hand is in his pants] My hand is in your mouth kitty, but I don't feel any teeth. Davey Stone: I wonder if that guy ever wiped his ass with the wrong hand? Tom Baltezor: Yes. Whitey: Shaving the chest hairs. Eleanore: Nobody likes a unibrow. Eleanor Duvall: Hey, look! He already stole something! Davey: It's a letter from my parents. Eleanor Duvall: Well why don't you go live them? Davey: They died. Eleanor Duvall: My bad. Eleanor Duvall: [as Davey enters] Oh my goodness - it's a home invasion robbery! Please, mister, take whatever you want but please don't chop my legs off! Davey Stone: How did you get so good on the ice, anyway? Whitey: In the '50s I refed youth hockey for a couple of seasons. Eleanor Duvall: Until a hockey puck struck him in the back of the head. Whitey: Nothin' a metal plate couldn't fix. Eleanor Duvall: You were in a coma for three months. Whitey: I needed the rest, anyway! Davey Stone: [Drops fries on try which spells Bite Me] . Whitey: Jokes on you tough guy! I can't read! [Smiles] Whitey: . Davey Stone: Over there's my family home... Jennifer: And the woods we used to roam... Whitey: The only time I had sex was on the phone... Phone Sex Lady: [Cut to room full of BDSM stuff and a subtitle that says 1-888-BOOBIES] But that was long ago. Davey Stone: I carved our name upon that tree... Jennifer: I loved him and he loved me... Mayor: My darling wife was once a he... Old Lady, Bus Driver & Mayor's Wife: [Guy with a stuble, dress, and blond wig] But that was long ago. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • : Your honor, I can still do a pretty good jump shot. [unscrews a hip flash, drinks a shot, and does a little jump] Whitey: Now I assume you've done you're pre-game warm-ups. Davey Stone: No, let me do them right now. [Hold up his fists, raises and lowers his middle fingers] Davey Stone: One, two, three, four... Whitey: [Oblivious] That's good, but don't forget your hammies. Whitey: [Looking at Davey's trailing going up in flames] Maybe it's a sign. After all, Channuka is the festival of lights. Davey Stone: I should stick you on a twig and roast you. Chinese Waiter: [during "Bum Biddy"] [singing] Chinese Waiter: How could you all be so mean to Whitey? Sound to me like you are all on crack! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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