: Suicide. Orloff: What? Martin: I was in for suicide. Orloff: Attempted suicide. There's a big difference. Martin: So, Patty, what do you do? Patty: I'm a stripper. Martin: No, I mean besides that. Patty: Oh? Just stripper! Martin: I just thought that part of therapy was developing a relationship. Orloff: We have a relationship. We've been in a fist fight together, we've been to jail together, right now we're on a double date. I'd say we're friends. Martin: Friendship is an act of volition, this has been more like a kidnapping! I don't think that we are friends. Keith: We gotta get outta here, I just shit in the sink. Martin: What? Orloff: Is that our magazine? Martin: Oh, uh, yeah. Orloff: We keep those in the waiting room for people to read while they're waiting. Martin: Oh, did you want me to bring it back? Orloff: Yeah. [first lines] Martin: [answering machine] Hello, this is Martin Flam's phone. Please leave a message. Ron: [leaving message] Martin, this is Ron. I called the loony bin, they said you got out today. Sorry how you tried to kill yourself. Anyhow, I expect you back at work tomorrow morning. We'll discuss how to ease you back into things. [last lines] Ron: Fuck! I oughtta kick your ass. Martin: Ron, I quit. Ron: What? Flam! Flam! Keith: [singing] ... reaching out to infinity, like the ripples on a lake.