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Subway Monkey Hour
(2002)
- 片 名Subway Monkey H...
- 上映时间2002年03月24日(美国)
- 导 演
汤姆·格林
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[Reading mistranslated English text on a Japanese soda machine]
Tom Green:
Why don't you have anything to drink? Choose one making you better feeling!
Tom Green:
Why don't you have anything to drink, choose one making you better feeling.
Tom Green:
Ha, ha. He fell on his bum bum.
Tom Green:
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto.
Tom Green:
Pizza... pie... pizza... pie, I like my pizza pie
Tom Green:
It's not that I don't want to get in the van with the monkey, I do. But what does it accomplish.
Tom Green:
Would you like a "Go Fork Yourself" T-shirt?
Tom Green:
I notice that the police officers here in Tokyo wear cute little uniforms and look like Boy Scouts. Could I buy some cookies? Could you teach me how to make a campfire? I'm freezing, daddy!
Japanese police officer:
Oh... no, I don't understand uh... I... I can answer some easy questions... but is uh... too hard for me!
Tom Green:
Okay here's an easy question. Daddy, I'm freezing. Can you make me a campfire?
Japanese police officer:
uh... campfire?...
Tom Green:
Oh, you sir, he likes bananas! Oh, he's just gettin' his bag.
Old Japanese man on subway:
We like quiet.
Tom Green:
You like bananas?
Old Japanese man on subway:
We like quiet.
Tom Green:
Quiet.
Old Japanese man on subway:
Quiet, please!
Tom Green:
You like potatoes?
Old Japanese man on subway:
NO!
Tom Green:
What does it smell like ?
Used Panty Dealer:
The ladies spot.
Tom Green:
and what does that one smell like, Big Macs ?
Tom Green:
I prefer the Mercedes, I like the leather seats.
Tom Green:
See, Mom? I told you I'd make it. I'm in Tokyo dressed as a fork vomiting.
Tom Green:
I'm from Canada, so I'm not really very smart.
Tom Green:
You guys wanna take a crap in our van we've already had monkeys and chickens do it!... That is the most horrible sentence I've said in my life.
Tom Green:
I'm checkin' out a school boy's ass!
Tom Green:
GODZILLA DOESN'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT FRANCE!
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