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- 片 名家有顽童
- 上映时间2001年12月28日
- 导 演
汤姆·格林
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剧 情
费迪一生的梦想就是自己的儿子高德能够出人头地,但高德不知是先天或后天的影响,他的好奇心以及天马行空的想象力并不亚于一个5岁的小孩,尽管他已经是个28岁的大小伙子,却总表现得像个不曾长大的孩子,这让费迪头痛不已。
费迪想尽办法将高德安排到奶酪厂工作,希望...
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Marisa Coughlan
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饰Betty
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Eddie Kaye Thomas
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饰Freddy Brody
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Harland Williams
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饰Darren
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Anthony Michael Hall
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饰Mr. Dave Davi...
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Julie Hagerty
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饰Julie Brody
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Jackson Davies
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饰Mr. Malloy
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Drew Barrymore
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饰Mr. Davidson'...
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Betty:
But Gord, I don't care about jewels, I just want to suck your cock.
Gord Brody:
[playing the sausage organ] Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage?
Gord Brody:
Are you okay?
Betty:
I'd be a lot better if you beat my legs with these bamboo reeds.
Gord Brody:
I wanna eat chicken burgers.
Gord Brody:
I'm gunna make you proud, Dad...
[starts driving away but brakes and honks as a senior citizen is about to cross]
Gord Brody:
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.
[continues driving]
Jim:
Get out of the toilet!
Jim:
Ohhhhh, look honey, our boy's a genius! He's rigged a pulley system so he can eat sausage and work on his stupid drawings.
Julie Brody:
Gordie, sit down. We're having roast beef.
Gord Brody:
Why do you guys always have roast beef?
Jim:
Boo-hoo. Little Lord Fauntleroy's tummy hurts because there's too much roast beef in it.
Gord Brody:
It's just boring.
[Opens bag, pulls out a chicken sandwich]
Gord Brody:
I'm eating a chicken sandwich.
Jim:
No, you're not!
Gord Brody:
This is crazy. I'm a 28-year-old man, I should be able to eat a chicken sandwich if I want.
Jim:
He's 28 years old and he can eat a chicken sandwich. Very Impressive. Mike Fitzgibbon's son is a nuclear physicist, and my son can eat a chicken!
[Grabs chicken sandwich, throws it to the dogs]
Julie Brody:
Jim, no!
Jim:
You can either eat that goddamn roast beef, or you can go to bed.
[Gord leaves the room]
Gord Brody:
You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!
Gord Brody:
[Dressed in his father's suit, back to front] I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, I can run back as fast as you can.
Gord Brody:
There's my La Baron. Where's your La Baron?
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b>Jim:
Where the fuck is the water?
Gord Brody:
I see the problem here. There's a baby in your body.
Jim:
You BETTER run. You LIIIIIAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR.
Gord Brody:
Look, Daddy, I'm a farmer.
Gord Brody:
Fuck you, dad.
Jim:
Fuck me? Is that what you wanna do?
[Jim drops his pants]
Jim:
Well, go ahead, FUCK ME.
Gord Brody:
[playing violin wildly] This is a fancy restaurant. This is a fancy restaurant.
Jim:
Wait a minute... You're crippled.
Gord Brody:
Dad...
Betty:
What?
Gord Brody:
Dad...
Betty:
You got a problem with my legs?
Jim:
No, you got a problem with your legs. It's ether that, or you're just lazy.
Gord Brody:
Japan Four.
Harry:
You hear the funny sound? You hear the funny sound? It's my hooves. It's my hooves.
Sandwich Customer:
This cheese sandwich.
Gord Brody:
What?
Sandwich Customer:
It doesn't have enough cheese in it.
Gord Brody:
Well... we can't have that, 'cause, you know, a cheese sandwich with no cheese, it's just... two pieces of bread, and you know what? I could LOSE MY JOB. I could lose ALL THIS.
[starts cramming all the cheese slices on the counter into the sandwich]
Gord Brody:
So you can... have... all... the cheese... you want.
[throws the stack of cheese slices and bread at the customer]
Sandwich Customer:
What the hell do you expect me to do with this?
Gord Brody:
Well, I don't know. You could... SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUM-BUM.
[customer walks out disgusted]
Gord Brody:
Yooou... can... put... the... cheeese... in... your... bum...
Jim:
[to Betty] If this was Pakistan, you'd be sewing soccer balls.
Gord:
Daddy, we're in Pakistan. Let's sew some soccer balls.
Jim:
Hey, Gord, the water cold enough for ya?
[Turns the water temp level down, then breaks into the bathroom, then flushes the toilet]
Jim:
Don't tell me this boy's so stupid he doesn't know the difference between hot and cold.
[opens shower to find Gord with a soap on a rope in Scuba Gear]
Jim:
Hey, what are ya doing in my scuba gear?
Gord:
Look, I found a treasure.
Jim:
That's a soap on a rope!
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SHhhhhhhhhh, I'm pretending it's a treasure.
Gord Brody:
He's a molester! He's a CHILLLLLLLLD MOLESTER!
Jim:
[after he leaves Gord in the shower] You retard!
Jim:
You want Daddy to give you a spanking in front of his retard slut whore?
Betty:
I'M NOT RETARDED!
Gord Brody:
I hope I get a jobby, Freddy. I've got my fingers crossed... crossed... crossed... crossed... cross... ed.
Andy Malloy:
Can I really have a piece of cake, Daddy?
Mr. Malloy:
Sure you can, son. It's your birthday!
Andy Malloy:
Yea!
Mr. Malloy:
Yea!
Jim:
He said 'Fuck you, dad'. So I said 'Fuck you, fuck me. Fuck you, fuck me"... and I NEVER FINGERED FREDDY.
[Andy Malloy looks at Jim while playing catch and gets hit in mouth with baseball, cries]
Gord Brody:
Wow... it's a Le Baron.
Jim:
Bet your boots it's a Le Baron. Good car. Convertible.
Gord:
Don't touch my shoulder, I saved the day.
Gord Brody:
Are you Dave Davidson?
Woman:
I'm a girl.
Gord Brody:
Did I ask for your fucking sex?
Gord Brody:
This is "Little Timmy". He gets us food and stuff. Right, little timmy?
Jim:
What the fuck is going on Gord? Why aren't you at your new job?
Gord Brody:
What are you talking about Timmy?
Jim:
Gord... Jesus. There ain't no big computer job... is there? You're just gallavantin' around in my suit pretending to be some kind of mover 'n shaker aren't you?
Gord:
Ahhh... Freddy. Freddy.
Freddy Brody:
Is that um...
Jim:
Thats your big brother. He couldn't handle the complexities of making a cheese sandwich so now he's back here at home with us... jeez, is that idiot still in the shower? Shit. How much water is he gonna use?
Freddy Brody:
How much is he gonna use? All of it? Save some for the fish or something. Right poP? Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Jim:
Miserable dead beat punk. Paid for his damn college. Sits around all day wacking off. Proud? My ASS.
Gord Brody:
Ding dong! I'm a sexy boy!
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