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Gimpy:
So, I hear we're going to have a new "Traditions Week" prank master. What's his name? Optimus Prime?
Rita, the R.A.:
G-Prime.
Gimpy:
Ah, yes, G-Prime. He sounds like a real verile, all-man, manly man to me...
Rita, the R.A.:
He's a stumpy runt! And when I catch him he will be so dead.
[calmer]
Rita, the R.A.:
Just make sure you stay on the straight and narrow.
Gimpy:
[one of Gimpy's men carrying a goat behind Rita] Okay, I'll just keep doing what I've been doing.
Mump:
Take it easy sir don't go into a...
Gimpy:
KAMAKAZE. KAMAKAZE.
Jessie:
You idiot.
Nitz:
You spread our forces out so thin that the only person who could POSSIBLY win would be...
[They look at Cal, who has become hopelessly tangled in his sleeping bag and has a bra over his head]
Nitz:
[Gimpy's men crying]
Cal:
I'm the winner. I'm the Risk champ. Hooray for everything.
Duggler:
How many times have I told you guys: Stop telling me to go to Hell!
Nitz:
Mom, I've decided I don't need the card.
Rocko:
No, dude, you're blowing it. Try something like "Let me keep the card", or "Give money to Rocko".
Rocko:
Nuhh, oh, hey Nitz! Don't worry, I'm not drunk... I'm just a little drunk... what? Nuhh, hey Nitz! So I went to this party tonight, and they guy at the door said like "you can't come in, you got no pants on your legs!" So I said, "so let me drink your beer!" Buuut, he wanted me to wear pants, and i got too much drink in my drunk, to pants on my put. You know? So I told him I was gonna... tell him something about two things... and how I was gonna put my fist in his ouch-place, so I got my punching face on, which I keep in a jar by the door, who was it for? This guy, punch him in the face good! Yes! So I go to punch him, but I get distracted by this fine-ass hunny hunny, and she gonna give me some of the somethin somethin... yeah yeah! So I drunk on up to her, and I say that it's time her and I hit the boyda-boyda-boyda-boyda-good-good, so then she kicks me in my thing and stuff and I fall over, so I think maybe I need some more whiskey! And it's at the party, so I gotta get pants. So I walk to my frat house, and I say "lemme in!" but that's where the party is, so could I have some pants? I need pants! I'm not drunk, you are! Where are my legs? Ahhhhhh, I'm not Spanish!
Rocko:
[at sperm bank] While I was doing the form I filled up... let's see 1, 2, .. 8 cups.
Nurse:
I'm sorry sir, but we don't accept donations made in the lobby.
Rocko:
DAMN IT! It's gonna take me another... okay I'm ready.
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