Durango: Bendejo! I thought you built this pinche spaceship? Huarache: It's a flying sombrero cabron! What do you expect? Huarache: Spaceship Macho stolen... dirty space gringos! We must avenge our stumpy friend! Durango: Compas, amigos, friends, you must have us confused with another group. Durango: I'm looking for a man. Cantina Bartender:
Hey, hey, hey, I don't serve your kind. Better try Cholo Hoto across town.
Durango: No, no, no, no, no, I'm all man, all man compa. Chaparro: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! They could be in disguises. I had a bad experience once on the Planet Monterrey. I was in love. Her name was LoQueesha... OR SO HE SAID! Prove yourselves!