Bat Thumb (2001)

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  • 片       名Bat Thumb
  • 上映时间2001年01月01日
  • 导       演 David Bour...

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  • Blue Jay: Would you wipe my tears? Bat Thumb: No I will not wipe your tears, what part of you thinks that I would wipe your tears? Blue Jay: The good part of me! No face: Ah, you remember well Bat dung Bat Thumb: No face! Blue Jay: I'll have you know, that the correct term for bat dung is 'Guano' so if you insist on calling him that then you should just call him Guano! Bat Thumb: Okay remember the be quiet part? Bat Thumb: [about No face] Man he sure talks a lot. [about Bat Thumb and Vicki have just had sex] Vicki: Wow I've never done anything like that before Bat Thumb: Really? Vicki: No, I've done it a lot [No face has just explained is plan to Bat thumb] Bat Thumb: You're insane! No face: Yes you already said that Bat Thumb: Oh... you're in... you're ins... you're insane! [No Face has removed his mask] Blue Jay: Aaah, he's got no face! Bat Thumb: ...Duuuh Wuce Bayne: Fred, I need to get to the Thumbcave! Fred the Butler: [drunk] ... Fish!... Oh Wuce, I thought you were a marlin. If you're going out be sure to take an umbrella because there's BACON outside. Wuce Bayne: ...That's fine, Fred. Fred the Butler: Fine for you maybe but what about the Bacon Bits people? They can't be happy! [wanders off] Bank customer: Hi, I'd like to make a deposit. Female bank worker: [gasps in disgust and slaps him] Bank customer: [holds up money] Money. I'd like to deposit money Female bank worker: [gasps in disgust and slaps him] Bank customer: In your bank! I'd like to deposit money in your bank. Female bank worker: [gasps in disgust, slaps and knocks him out] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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