木桶历险记"Aqua Teen Hunger Force"(2000)

[repeated line] Master Shake: That's what it does! Meatwad: [Frylock's Nightmare] You killed us! I told you not to do it but you did it!... Anyways! Frylock: No! No, I didn't! Master Shake: Yes, you did. Frylock: No, I didn't! Carl: YOU DID! Meatwad: YES YOU DID! Frylock: No... I didn't. Master Shake: Wait a minute, did you just to say that you did, because that's what you did. Frylock: No, I didn't! Meatwad: BUT YOU DID! Err: [Err and Inignot walk into view] "A" Is for apple, "J" is for jacks. Inignot: [noticing the OoGhiJ MiQtxxXA] Look Err, free egg. Err: [jumps atop the computer] Damn, yea! For straight, for shizum! Inignot: [looks to the screen] Try having omelettes now, Denver! Err: Omeletoids! Inignot: Did you hear what I said Denver? [raising both middle fingers to the screen] Inignot: Or shall I turn it up for you? Frylock: Meatwad, how are you doing? Meatwad: Oh, Frylock, hey! I'm very... [whispers] Meatwad: Can I tell you the truth? Master Shake: Meatwad! Meatwad: I'm very good! Master Shake: If you're that good, maybe you should be putting some more foam on that fire. I'm not an Eskimo over here, you know. Frylock: Well your face looks all... puffy. Meatwad: No, no, I'm just tired. I fell down some stairs. Frylock: We don't have any stairs, Meatwad. Master Shake: He said he fell down some stairs, he fell down some stairs. People get clumsy sometimes. Is there a problem here? Frylock: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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He's sick, Shake. And so are you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Master Shake: Well he's supposed to be next door harvesting the crops. Picking our dinner. See, we're farming now, we're farmers. It's an honest life. Meatwad: We ain't got no holly leaves over there, we ate that whole bush yesterday. That's why the bathroom hurt so bad! Master Shake: Well what else did you plant over there? Meatwad: I ain't planted nothing. Master Shake: That's why you fall down the stairs all the time! Emory: You know, we should probably get going. I mean, this is how fights start. Oglethorpe: This is not a fight. This is a WAR! Meatwad: [Meatwad has a landmine] Okay, but be careful, 'cause look when I do this. [Meatwad touches the landmine, which explodes] Meatwad: Damn! Again! [Master Shake has killed himself in Carl's pool] Frylock: Oh my God! Carl: Fryman, I am so sorry... that I, uh, can't press charges here... Meatwad: How do I get it? Master Shake: [trying to calm Frylock down about the bills] Look, we got electricity... and we got each other. [electricity is cut off] Master Shake: Look, we got each other. What, are you gonna bill us for that now? Frylock: You are about to learn a lesson in responsibility Shake! Master Shake: I'm responsible... for getting us into that club that one time. I smooth-talked that dude. You saw me lay it down. Frylock: Frankly, Shake, I can live like this. You can't. And if you don't pay these bills, we'll just see how long it takes before you go out of your freaking mind. Master Shake: I'm not backing down on this, *ever*! [falls off chair] Master Shake: Turn on the lights, I want you to see the look on my face! Do you hear me? Or did they send a guy out to shut off your ears because I didn't pay the ear bill? [Shake crashes through a window, landing in the front yard] Master Shake: [shouts] Where the hell is the switch? Meatwad: [referring to his digestive system] It's like the Thunderdome in here. Only... Two men enter, no man leaves. Starring Mel Gibson... and Master Blaster. [Meatwad is rotating inside the microwave. Microwave dings] Master Shake: Did you see how long you were in there? Meatwad: I'm ready for poultry. Master Shake: No, you're not! But with practice... [Oglethorpe hits Emory with a lamp] Emory: Ow! Damn! You hit me in the chin! Oglethorpe: Oh, sorry, I thought you were a ghoul. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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: Well, I'm not. Oglethorpe: Well, it was your own damn fault for making noises like a ghoul. Emory: Dude, I was flushing the toilet! Oglethorpe: Ghouls do that. [pause] Oglethorpe: When they're making brownies. Emory: Well, uh... Oglethorpe: Shh! Did you hear that? He's in the attic now. He'll kill us. Get the kitchen knife! Emory: Uh, the kitchen is *in* the attic. Oglethorpe: Well, great, then he has the knife now! Travis: I would say that... perseverance number one atritude... aptude... attribute. I people person. Uh, work good with children. People rike me. Because I force them to! With violence! Mall Manager: Well that's, uh... do you uh, do you have any questions for me, or? Travis: I rule you. Mall Manager: Well, it was really nice to meet you, and uh, and I'll let you know in the near future if we start hiring [coughs] Mall Manager: animals. Travis: Thank you bitch. Suck it dry! [on being offered immortality] Carl: Nah... sometimes I kinda wanna die. Inignot: Quiet, Err. I'm transmitting rage. Master Shake: I was not put on this earth to listen to meat! Meatwad: I don't have any real dolls, I prefer to use my infinite imagination... cause I ain't got no damn money. Master Shake: You're both yo-yo's. Shut up ya yo-yo's. Shake: Something's been jabbing me in the ass all week. Frylock: What the hell? There is something here. Shake: What is it? Looks like an Ethiopian toilet seat. Frylock: It's a basketball hoop. Shake: What is this bas-ket-ball you speak of? Frylock: Aw Hell! I forgot to put sports on the damn DVD! Shake: And what is this [laugh] Shake: S-SPORTS you speak of? Evil TV Puppet: This your right, thats your right. This is your right. Your gonna die. Satan: Satan like funny box. Master Shake: There is something wrong with that TV. Frylock: There is nothing wrong with that TV. [TV starts gushing blood] Frylock: Okay, there is something wrong with that TV. Inignot: The innocent shall suffer - big time. Happy Time Harry: Hello, I'm Happy Time Harry. [Flicks switchblade] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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: You got a problem with that? Because if you do, we'll go right now. Ignignot: Just say here, and by here we mean "Here I am, rock you like a hurricane." Err: You do has the Scorpions have before you! [Master Shake, despite expectations, is not melting] Emory: Well, if you still wanna melt him, I've got this really bitchin' hair dryer. Oglethorpe: Well, if you think that'll help, break it out. It'll only take [shouts] Oglethorpe: four thouand krotons! Emory: Hey, I'm just trying to help! Oglethorpe: Well, I think screwing everything up is a funny way of helping. Frylock: That's not a toy! Master Shake: You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun. Shake: [singing, playing guitar while Meatwad plays MC PeePants in the background] You make me feel... emotional... Meatwad, turn that down! [Meatwad's music stops] Shake: Kissin' you... [Meatwad's music resumes] Shake: Dammit! That's it! I'm coming back there... Frylock: Shake, put that down. Shake: Look, I am out there trying to write new material... Frylock: Shake, you don't even have old material. Shake: [breaks guitar] Well now who has the material? Nobody! Because he made me do this! Alien Spore: Oh, damn! Frylock: What did I just hear you say? Meatwad: I heard him say "damn", dammit! Only adults like us are allowed to say "damn", "ass", "bitch", and "hell." [to spore] Meatwad: So get your bitchin' damning ass in your bitchin' damn room, dammit! Alien Spore: [stares at Meatwad] Meatwad: What? Damn, I was just helping you out, bitch! Master Shake: I'm not in the business of seeing whatever pleases you! Meatwad: Well I'm in business. [under his breath] Meatwad: Business of kicking your ass, and let me tell ya, business is booming. I'm open for business, business of giving you the business... up your butt. Meatwad: [Meatwad looks and sees Master Shake with a baseball bat] Did you hear me say that? Master Shake: Your looking to expand your business? Meatwad: [runs away] Business is closed! Dr. Weird: Gentlmen: There's a chance, THIS will work! Steve: Uhhh... actually, you said there's NO chance this would work. Dr. Weird: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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... FOOL! That will never work! Witch Doctor: Now, repeat after me. I Am... Carl, Frylock, Meatwad: I Am... Witch Doctor: Sofa King... Carl, Frylock, Meatwad: Sofa King... Witch Doctor: We Todd Ed. Carl, Frylock, Meatwad: We Todd Ed. Witch Doctor: Now say it again, faster. Carl, Frylock, Meatwad: I Am Sofa King We Todd Ed. Witch Doctor: Hahahaha! You said a very funny thing. Inignot: Mooninites duplicate, reunite, and unihilate. Err: Lock in! [Mooninites create huge laser gun] Inignot: Was this in your plan? Err: I don't think it was! Inignot: Square the Quad-Laser and you have, behold: The Quad-Glaser. Err: I thought it was Glacier, man! Inignot: Yes, the Quad-Glacier... that's what I said. Err: Would you just hurry up and fire it, it's getting heavy! Inignot: You with all the great plans: you shall not see the next decade. You shall never know that turtlenecks will come back... in a big way. Err: [off-balance] Would you hurry up, I can't hold it up much longer, my legs are gonna... ow! Damn! Inignot: ...Fire! [a huge laser block is fired] Err: Why they call it the Glacier? Inignot: Do you want it done fast, Err, or do you want it done right? Err: I just want it done! Damn! My legs! Frylock: So you're local, right? Billywitchdoctor.com: One convenient location... in Africa. Billywitchdoctor.com: Chicken, arise! Arise, chicken! Carl: [Carl, Meatwad and Frylock are holding hands in a sÈance] Hey, can we stop holdin' hands in Fairyland, here? [Meatwad is playing his video game "Insult Master"] Meatwad's opponent: Hey man! You stole my wristwatch! Meatwad's character: You dumb! I already have a wristwatch! Video Game Narrator: Buuuuuuurned! Meatwad: Yeah, burned! Meatwad's opponent: I saw you lookin' at it! Meatwad's character: Yo momma you did! Video Game Narrator: Classic comeback! Meatwad's character: Yo momma yo momma yo momma yo momma Video Game Narrator: [Meatwad's opponent catches on fire] Incineration! You are the Insult Master! Dr. Weird: [shouts] Gentlemen, behold! Steve: You know, you can call me Steve. I'm the only one here. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Steve: Right? Dr. Weird: My mind! Dr. Weird: Gentlemen! [a snake is wrapped around his head] Dr. Weird: Slowly... Carefully... AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE! Steve: Aw, HELL NO! Carl: Hello Ladies, say hello to Goliath. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet. Master Shake: You're about to not have a mouth! And I mean it! I'LL RIP IT OFF! Carl: If you need anything, you know who to look to - someone else. Master Shake: [narrating his suicide note, after killing himself in Carl's pool] Friends... relations... Whatever the hell Meatwad is... I've lived a full life. It's actually been pretty bitchin'. But now, regrettably, my life has been taken. Please bury me with all my stuff, because you know it's mine... Dearest Meatwad: Turn on that dumb game 'cause I'm gonna wail on you from the grave, baby! Suck it up, mutha! Missing you already, M.S. Hooker: Oh, baby... [hacking cough] Hooker: ... that's rockin'. Master Shake: [Meatwad and Shake are surfing the net on the plaque conspiracy] Hush! Be quiet or you'll damage the search engine. Meatwad: Oh, gee, I forgot! I'm sorry... Master Shake: Well, I'M sorry but if you don't cooperate somebody's gonna have their mouth stabbed shut with skewers! [insanely] Master Shake: And then we shall see how well the ax slices through the meat! Meatwad: [stares] Oh... [cries loudly] Carl: You think you're gonna live forever, but you won't. Someone'll kill ya. Someone'll kill ya with a knife. [Balloonenstein, a huge balloon is causing an electric storm in the sea. Frylock and Meatwad are trying to destroy it] Frylock: Look. I need to remove your brain so I can create a cavity in you so you can float. Then all I need you to do is roll around in this broken glass for a little bit. [innocent grin] Frylock: C'mon, it'll be fun! Meatwad: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Hell, no! [Frylock removes his brain] Meatwad: Oh. I mean, okay! [Meatwad suffers mood swings from being pregnant] Meatwad: Oh... boy, I apologize. My hormones are goin' nuts. Now, please... if you would... get the f*** outta my way. I mean, how many times I gotta f***in' write "ice cream" on this f***in' list before someone gets in f***in' gear, and brings home the f***in' ice cream? Maybe I should get a steak knife, and etch it in your muthaf***in' forehead! How hard can it f***in' be? Ice muthaf***in' cream! I guess that's the price I pay for livin' with two f***in' morons! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Frylock: What the hell is that? [a crab walks past Meatwad, who is immobile in the hallway, due to a large computer chip inside him] Meatwad: Look, Frylock! Crabs! Can we keep 'em - [a whole crowd of crabs run past him] Meatwad: Boy, there's a lot of them! Carl: Look, they're harmless. If they give ya trouble, hit 'em with the shampoo. [holds up a bottle of Pubio Pride Shampoo] Meatwad: I'm callin' Japan. Master Shake: Who the hell do you know in Japan? [shouts] Master Shake: Nobody! Meatwad: Hello, Japan? Master Shake: No! Meatwad: Yes, connect me to Godzilla please. [Carl gives Meatwad a fishing line for his baby shower] Frylock: What the hell is that? Carl: Well, it's a fishing line. You can fold it up and put it in your... uh, I got about a hundred of them. They make pretty good gifts, if you, you know... don't give a crap about who you're givin' 'em to. [referring to Meatwad's pregnancy] Carl: So, uh, there's gonna be another one of you animals runnin' around over here. Great. We'll start a zoo. Frylock: Does either one of you know the penalty for stealing cable? Oglethorpe: Ca-ble? Pfffft. We have technology light years beyond your comprehension. Observe... the light stick! [shakes a broken lamp around] Oglethorpe: It's not working, Emory! Emory: That's because you broke it on my head, dude. [Meatwad is playing a seance video game] Frylock: Shake, he needs complete silence so he can contact the dead. Master Shake: What he needs is a lack of oxygen, so he can *become* the dead! Master Shake: I wasn't born yesterday, you know - I've seen movies. Master Shake: [to Frylock] You're black, right? [long pause] Master Shake: You sound black! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

木桶历险记 (2000)

演职人员(65)

Matt Maiellaro

Dave Willis

Dana Snyder

Carey Means

C. Martin Croker

Andy Merrill

Mike Schatz

Schooly-D

Chris Ward

Nick Ingkatanuwat

Edward Hastings

Jim Fortier

H·乔恩·本杰明

Jay Edwards

George Lowe

帕顿·奥斯瓦尔特

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