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"Sealab 2021"

"Sealab 2021" (2000) 5.9

2000-12-21(美国)| 动画 喜剧 科幻| 美国
上映时间:2000-12-21(美国) 类型: 动画 喜剧 科幻
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The year is 2021. Deep below the ocean's surface, looms a vast, magnificently high-tech compound: Sealab. A multi-national scientific statio...更多>

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Hesh: Hesh wants some sex! Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Hesh! Get off! My tape's playing! Hesh: Shut up. Debbie, get down here... give Hesh some sex. Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Hesh, this isn't funny. Hesh: You'll be real funny when I crack you with a pipe. Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Okay, I'm coming down there. Hesh: Shut up. Debbie DuPree: Well now... Hesh Hesh: Shut up! Debbie DuPree: Um, okay... why do you think you would make a good father? Hesh: Um... gimme a second... uh... sex. Marco: Calm down, I'll see what I can do about finding your little toy. Captain Murphy: It's not a toy. It makes real cupcakes, with a 40 watt bulb, and there's icing packets. But the secret ingredient is love. Damn it. Marco: Just try to calm down, go have some pudding. Captain Murphy: Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help. Captain Murphy: Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy? Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: Man, how'd you feel if everyone went around calling you "White" Stormy? Derek 'Stormy' Waters: [Gasps] You mean there's a BLACK Stormy? [Discussing what they would have if their brains were in robots] Captain Murphy: Wait a minute, he gets eye beams, but I can't get x-ray vision? Sparks: Okay... everybody gets x-ray vision. Captain Murphy: Yeah, and big chainsaw hands! Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: I am a cyborg. My weak body couldn't deal with the viruses of the 21st century. So, using my I.Q. of 260 - that's 2-6-0 - I built a cybernetic body, and became this bastard child of science that you see before you. I'm not asking for your pity, and I don't want your apologies. All I want is your understanding and acceptance. I'm asking for your friendshi - [Sealab explodes] Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: That's not in the budget! How are we paying for all this? Sparks: Selling pot. [pause] Sparks: ...Holders. [pause]

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: ...Made of hemp. Bebop Cola Machine: [singing like Louie Armstrong] And I think to myself, I need exact change. Marco: Once again, your stupidity has killed us! Marco: When I wear blue, I am like the wind. A hot LATIN wind! Marco: I call this the "LATINATOR"! Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: That shockwave created a subspace fracture. Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Take that, subspace! Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: Shut up. Derek 'Stormy' Waters: No. [Multiple Quinns and Stormys are caught in a subspace loop] Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Hey Quinns, check it out! We built a time machine! Stormy Two is gonna' go back in time, and, uh, fix it all... up, there. Fix it... Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: You don't have the brain capacity to build a time machine. Derek 'Stormy' Waters: You're right. So I guess it's not so much a time machine... as it is a dodge ball connon! Say hello to my little friend... [the dodge ball cannon knocks all of the Quinns off of the screen] Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Eat it! Eat it! Get some! Get some! Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Okay, okay. So, say I put my brain in a robot body and there's a war. Robots versus humans. What side am I on? Debbie DuPree: Humans! You have a human brain. Sparks: But... the humans discriminate against you. You can't even vote! Marco: We'd better not have to live on a reservation. That would really chap my caboose. Captain Murphy: Yeah, but... nobody knows you're a robot. You look the same. Debbie DuPree: Uh, uh. Dogs know. That's how the humans hunt you. Derek 'Stormy' Waters: They're gonna' hunt me? For sport? Marco: That's why we have to CRUSH mankind! So you might as well get on board for the big win, Stormy. Captain Murphy: There goes my nipples again! Captain Murphy: Quiet, fignuts! Old Gus: The penalty for a robot harming a human will be one thousand years frozen in carbonite! Derek 'Stormy' Waters: A thousand years frozen in carbonite? It'll be so cold! Captain Murphy: My nipples are hard just thinking about it. Captain Murphy: Under Martian law doctors and other wizards are forbidden! [the crew discusses what it will be like when they all become robots] Marco: I can chew nails and shoot them out as bullets right? Sparks: Nails, chains, you won't have titanium teeth for nothing. Captain Murphy:

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Nails are like candy to robots, and we'll eat tires instead of licorice. Debbie DuPree: [laughs] No we won't. Captain Murphy: Maybe YOU won't! Marco: Santa Maria! Captain you cannot punish the crew like this. They will mutiny! Captain Murphy: I will slaughter them like a wolf among lambs! The seas will run red with the blood of my enemies! Sparks: Take it easy there Tamberlain, sir. Marco: What kind of benefits are we talking about here? Hypothetically. Sparks: Uhh, you gotta check with henchman resources on that, it's not my department. But you will get a helmet and jumpsuit. Oh yeah, and metal teeth. [Marco imagines himself with helmet jumpsuit and metal teeth] Marco: That helmet makes me look like Ralph, you know, the motorcycle mouse. Sparks: How about a beret? Marco: Yeah, I can do a beret. Sparks: You're lucky. A lot of guys can't. Captain Murphy: It's time for the "I Hate Marco Show!" Radio Singers: I hate Marco, hate Marco, hate Marco, and his mailbox head! Captain Murphy: Go ahead caller, tell me why you hate Marco. Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Hi, Howlin' Mad: long time listener, first time caller. The reason I hate Marco is... he's a mailbox head? Captain Murphy: Oh yeah, real original. Sit on it, Potsie! Debbie DuPree: Are you the dying, kid? Griff: I, uh... I, um... Debbie DuPree: You stutter, too? Could you have worse luck? Oh well, at least you won't have to deal with it in high school. Marco: You know, you throw a pretty good punch, Captain. Captain Murphy: Well, there were a lot of bullies in my neighborhood when I was a kid. Marco: Your dad got you boxing lessons? Captain Murphy: No, I just got beat up a lot. So now when I get the chance I like to sucker punch people. Sparks: Okay, the crew is not gonna take this, Skip. It's like, remember the Caine Mutiny? Captain Murphy: Caine Mutiny? I love Michael Caine. "Goodnight you princes of SeaLab, you kings of the ocean. People are always asking me, 'Whats it all about, Alfred?'" Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Oh my God! Giant squid! Giant squid! Frenchman: Ah yes, loligo giganticus, with a razor sharp that can tear steel as easily as I tear a croissant. But at heart, he is a peaceful giant. Captain Murphy: Consider yourself zinged! [Suspecting that a "sick" child has the bubonic plague] Captain Murphy: I'll bet your lymph nodes are as big as cats!

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