一吻定江山 (1999) 6.7

Merkin: Hey, Merkin ain't jerkin', he's workin'. Josie Geller: I'm not Josie Grossie anymore! Josie Geller: That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time. Cynthia: Damn girl... you are a writer. Sam: All I can tell you is that when you're my age, guys will be lined up around the corner for you. Josie Geller: You have to say that because you're my teacher. Sam: Actually, I shouldn't say that because I'm your teacher. Rob Geller: Wow, that was just like "Carrie"! I thought she was gonna kill us all. Rob Geller: All you need is for one person to think you're cool, and you're in. Everyone else will be scared to question it. Rob Geller: I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Josie Geller: Hear one. Rob Geller: Whatever. Gibby Zerefski: What is the one thing that could ruin my senior prom? Kristin Davis: That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd be named prom queen... Did I just say that out loud? Sam: Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to get here Josie Geller: I know what you mean Merkin: I'm just a little tense. This whole office is not Feng Shui. All the desks are facing evil. Josie Geller:

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Rob, your not going to believe it, I made friends with a whole table of rastafari. Not just one, a whole table... You know what's a weird word? Fork. Oh my God, someone ate my entire pie! I don't know how that happened!

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P.E. Teacher: Now you are gonna complete these sprints, because if you don't, you fail. And if you fail gym, you'll never get into college. Josie Geller: You guys are still telling that lie? Guy Perkins: Hi, I'm Guy. Josie Geller: Yes, you are a guy. Quite a guy. Oh my. Hey, that rhymes! Yikes. Bikes! Guy Perkins: Are you in special-ed? I mean, are you? Kristin Davis: A Geek? Gibby Zerefski: You totally just said that out load. Josie Geller: That'll teach me to wear white jeans after labor day. Gibby Zerefski: I don't think you're supposed to wear white jeans after 1983. Rob Geller: I'm the coleslaw king of the world! Rob Geller: See ya around the Cell Block, Mrs. Robinson. Josie Geller: Hey, Guy, guys, Guy's guys! Josie Geller: I have been beating my brains in trying to impress you people. Listen Gibby, Kirstin, Krysten, you will spend your whole lives trying to keep others down because it makes you feel more important, but why her? Let me tell you about this girl she is amazing. I was new here and she befriended me no questions asked. But you, you were only my friends after my brother, Rob , told you to like me. There is a great big world out there and it won't matter if you were the most popular girl, the quarterback of the football team, or the biggest nerd in school. Find out who you are and try not to be afraid of it. Gibby Zerefski: You totally ripped off my Malibu Barbie idea! Kirsten Liosis: Nuh-uh, I'm Disco Barbie! [Kirsten does a funky dance move] Kristin Davis: And I'm Evening Wear Barbie. [Kristin flips her hair] [a new prom theme is needed] Guy Perkins: All right, all right. Josie. Sera: That's not a theme! Guy Perkins: Thank you... No, Josie will have the theme. Guy Perkins: You're not seriously trying to hang out with us at the court, are you Alpo? Aldys: Ooh, cheap wine coolers and a fire in a trash can. [sarcastic kiss] Aldys: Where do I sign up? [faking "Valley Girl" accent] Aldys: Oh my God, like, there goes another lemming! Anita Olesky: Sex can be fun... when you're old enough, which none of you are. I should know. When you lose it to some guy named Junior with bad breath in the back of a van at a Guns N' Roses concert, your gonna wish you had listened to your mother when she said, "There not gonna want to buy the whole friggin' ice cream truck when your handing out the popsicles for free!"

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[giggles and sighs]