"The Norm Show"

"The Norm Show" (1999) 7.5

1999-03-24(美国)| 喜剧| 美国
上映时间:1999-03-24(美国) 类型: 喜剧
国家/地区:美国 
获奖信息:美国电视艾美奖(2001年)   提名:1
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Norm Henderson is an ex-hockey player who was banned from hockey for life for gambling and tax evasion. Now he must do 5 years of community ...更多>

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: I'm a little overweight due to a genetic disorder that makes fried chicken delicious. [after learning that Norm decided to take it easy on insulting, Mr. Denby if he wouldn't fire his friends] Norm: Ah, it was nothing, actually it was a huge sacrifice, it was not unlike that guy, uh, Jesus Christ Almighty! Norm Henderson: I hate you. You've never given me anything to be happy for! Max Denby: I gave you life! Norm: See ya soon Vic. Vic: Yeah, screw you Norm. Laurie: What are you going to keep doing this all your life? You know there is nothing sadder than a 70-year-old prostitute! Norm: Yeah, you don't wanna have to be taking your teeth out twenty or thirty times a day! Mr. Denby: Norm, I'd like to talk to you regarding our long distance policy (MacDonald, Norm@Norm Henderson) [on the phone] Mr. Denby: : Okay, sir Mr. Denby: You have all these calls to China. Who do you know in China? Norm Henderson: Well, no one until you call, sir. Hold on one second. [into phone, in Chinese] Norm Henderson: Ni hao ma. Ding hai Prince Albert in a can? Norm Henderson: He may be rich, but all his money and power can't stop me from rubbing my hands together maniacally! [contest-winning punchline] Mr. Denby: The men's bathroom is disgusting. Tell her, Norm. Norm: There's a bathroom in this building? I've been using the donut shop across the street. Laurie: You go all the way across the street just to use the bathroom in the donut shop? Norm: There's a bathroom in the donut shop? Max Denby: My ex-wife, who for the purposes of this conversation I'll just call... biiiitttccchhh!

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"The Norm Show"

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