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      "The Man Show" (1999)

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      "The Man Show"

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      • The Fox: Ziggy socky, ziggy socky, hoy, hoy, hoy! Adam Carolla: And now girls jumping on trampolines! Adam Carolla: Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do... Jimmy Kimmel: We're the ones that are supposed to be telling them what to do, right? Enough is enough, the Oprahization of America needs to be stopped! Adam Carolla: Yes, Oprah needs to do a little less brainwashing, and a little more sock washing! [dog poo explodes in Adam's face] Adam Carolla: Mmm, tastes like hepatitis! Jimmy Kimmel: By the way, The Man Show is eligible for Emmy consideration. Adam Carolla: When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy! Jimmy Kimmel: I'd rather be a gerbil on Fire Island during the Vaseline Day Parade than see that movie. Jimmy Kimmel: We are building a dam. Adam Carolla: A dam to hold back the tidal wave of feminization that is flooding this country. Jimmy Kimmel: A dam to stop the river of estrogen that is drowning us in political correctness. Adam Carolla: A dam to urinate off of when we're really drunk. Jimmy Kimmel: We call this dam... Both: ...The Man Show. Jimmy Kimmel: Homo-bile? The Bishop Don Magic Juan: Nah, man, Ho-mobile. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制

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