"SpongeBob SquarePants"(1999)

[SpongeBob appears on the horizon] Sandy Cheeks: Here, Patrick. Have a Krabby Patty. [whispers] Sandy Cheeks: Psst. There he is Patrick, say your line. Patrick: [picks up paper] Why thank you, Sandy. Take Patty. Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy this. These are his favorite. [on the verge of tears] Patrick: Take bite. Plankton: That naive cube. [repeated line] SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. SpongeBob SquarePants: There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front. I've waited years for this moment. I'm gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and - I can't do it! [turns away, but is stopped by Patrick] SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick! Patrick: Where do you think you're going? SpongeBob SquarePants: I was just... Patrick: No, you're not. You go in there and get that job. SpongeBob SquarePants: No, I can't! Don't you see? Patrick: Who's first words were "May I take your order?" SpongeBob SquarePants: Mine were. Patrick: Who made a spatula out of toothpicks in shop class? SpongeBob SquarePants: I did. Patrick: Who's a... who... Ungh... Who's a big, yellow cube with holes? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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: I am! Patrick: Who's ready? SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready! Patrick: Who's ready? SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready! Patrick: Who's ready? SpongeBob SquarePants: *I'm ready!* Mr. Krabs: Attention all employees! Just giving you a heads-up. I'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. Whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. [Pulls out a boot] Mr. Krabs: This boot to be exact. It's very stinky, and you have to wear it all day. SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm sick, Patrick. I'm going to the doctor. Patrick: What? Oh no, you can't go! SpongeBob SquarePants: Why not? Patrick: I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor, and the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place. SpongeBob SquarePants: It can't be as horrible as the suds. [Sneezes] Patrick: Oh, it is, SpongeBob. First, they make you sit in a... waiting room! SpongeBob SquarePants: Is that the horrible part? Patrick: No, it gets worse. They make you read... old magazines! [SpongeBob shrieks] Patrick: Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope. SpongeBob SquarePants: No! Patrick: Yes! It's a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh that... Pssh! SpongeBob SquarePants: Aaah! No doctor! No stethoscope! No magazines! No Pssh! Patrick, I don't want to go to the doctor. Patrick: Exactly. Patrick: [talking to a fire hydrant] Are you Squidward? [silence] Patrick: [to the fire hydrant] That's okay, take your time. SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, tartar sauce. SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants... [Rips out pants] SpongeBob SquarePants: Pants ripped off. Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose. Computer: Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas. Plankton: Well, this stinks. Mr. Krabs: [Attempting to convince SpongeBob to give him a hat] I didn't want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl. SpongeBob SquarePants: Am I a pretty girl? Mr. Krabs: Well... yes, you're... you're beautiful. [Mailman passing by stares at Mr. Krabs in disgust] Patrick: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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[thought bubble for Patrick shows a carton of milk tipping over and spilling] [Talking about the advantages of being felons] SpongeBob SquarePants: And you get to talk tough. [gruff voice] SpongeBob SquarePants: This town ain't big enough for the two of us. Patrick: Let me try. Uh... hey, punk. Squidward: [To Krabs. ] Why don't you go and ask Cowbob Ranchpants and his friend sir Eat-a-lot. Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob. What's with all the nicknames? Squidward: SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish, [shouting] Squidward: for twelve hours! [SpongeBob has a jellyfish on a leash] SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, Squidward. Meet my new pet. Squidward: That's no pet. That's a wild animal. SpongeBob SquarePants: No he isn't. He can do tricks. [Throwing a stick] SpongeBob SquarePants: Fetch! [Jellyfish fetches stick] SpongeBob SquarePants: [holding up three fingers] How many fingers am I holding up? [Jellyfish buzzes three times] SpongeBob SquarePants: Play dead! [Jellyfish is buried under a tombstone, then comes out] Squidward: I wouldn't let that thing in my house even if it was potty-trained. [Jellyfish is sitting on a toilet, reading the newspaper and humming] Squidward: I didn't need to see that. Patrick: Heart on stick - must die! Fish: Meep Squidward: Years ago, at this very restaurant, the hatch-slinging slasher used to be a frycook, just like you. Only clumsier! And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties, it happened... SpongeBob: He forgot the secret sauce? Squidward: No. SpongeBob: He didn't wash his hands? Squidward: No! SpongeBob: Irregular portions? Squidward: NO! He cut off his own hand! By mistake! SpongeBob: You mean like this? [At every 'this', SpongeBob removes his arm and a new one grows back] SpongeBob: Or like this? Or this? Or this? But what about this? Or this? Or this? Or this? Squidward: Except he wasn't a sponge! SpongeBob: So? Squidward: So it didn't grow back! SpongeBob: OH NO! Squidward: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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And he replaced his hand... with a rusty spatula. And then... he got hit by a bus! And, as funeral, they fired him! So now... every... What day is it? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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SpongeBob: Tuesday. Squidward: Tuesday night! His ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance! [Squidward speaks unintelligable words] SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward, we already played Babble Like an Idiot. Squidward: Why are you still here? SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make a new one. I've already filled this book with ideas. We should be able to finish by January Squidward: Forget the book! I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because you were SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE! SpongeBob SquarePants: Why would I do that? Squidward: Because the pie you ate was a bomb! SpongeBob SquarePants: What pie? Squidward: The one I left sitting on the counter this morning! That I bought from the pirates for 25 bucks, and I didn't know it was a bomb. That pie! SpongeBob SquarePants: A pie? Oh, you mean this pie. I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. [trips] SpongeBob SquarePants: Oops. [pie lands on Squidward's face and causes big explosion] Squidward: Ouch. SpongeBob SquarePants: I guess Grampa SquarePants was right: Never run for a bus... [Imitates Grampa SquarePants] SpongeBob SquarePants: ... especially one that's going up at a 90 degree angle. [Looking for Squidward in a crowd of squids] SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you Squidward? Squid #1: No. SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you Squidward? Squid #2: No. Patrick: [to a fire hydrant] Are you Squidward? [silence] Patrick: It's okay. Take your time. SpongeBob SquarePants: [waiting for the bus] Getting hungry. Glove candy dispenser! Good thing I went to Glove World. [takes candy from dispenser, then spits it out] SpongeBob SquarePants: Eww! Glove-flavored. SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm every bit as good as Larry, and if I'm not, then may I be struck by... [rumble of thunder] SpongeBob SquarePants: ... a flying ice cream truck. [a shadow forms over SpongeBob; chimes play] SpongeBob SquarePants: And live! [the flying ice cream truck stops short of crushing Spongebob] Larry the Lobster: [on megaphone] Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers. Mr. Krabs: [Mr Krabs has put a Krabby Patty out to tempt Plankton, but it's still on the table when Plankton and Spongebob leave] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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[the Krabby patty falls over, revealing that it has been replaced with a cardboard cutout] Mr. Krabs: And maybe scallops'll fly outta me pants! [in a mattress store] Patrick: Wow look at all these mattresses. How many do you think here are? Patrick: [looks at the piles of mattresses] ... SpongeBob Squarepants: [after waking up from a bad dream] Ah! [sees everyone hovering over his bed] SpongeBob Squarepants: Hey. What's going on? Are we having a pajama party? Squidward: No! We are not! Sandy Cheeks: Just do us all a favor and stay out of our dreams! Squidward: Don't we get enough of you in the day? Gary: Meow! Patrick: Does anybody have a quarter? Patrick: Don't geniuses live in lamps? Squidward: Will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? SpongeBob SquarePants: [patrolling the streets as hall monitor, he sees a couple inside a house] An open window! Female Fish: More seaweed medley, dear? SpongeBob SquarePants: They've left themselves susceptible to danger. I must teach them the error of their ways... through example. [SpongeBob jumps through the window wearing a ski mask] SpongeBob SquarePants: Yaaah! I'm the open window maniac! [the couple run out the door] SpongeBob SquarePants: I hope you learned a valuable lesson. Customer: [after eating the Krabby Patty with Jellyfish Jelly] Amazing! I've got to tell someone about this! [singing] Customer: Hey, all you people / Hey, all you people / Hey, all you people, won't you listen to me? / I just had a sandwich, no ordinary sandwich! / A sandwich filled with Jellyfish Jelly! / Hey man, you've got to try this sandwich / It's no ordinary sandwich / It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea! [scats] Mermaid Man: Now, who wants to save the world? SpongeBob: I do! Patrick: I do! Sandy Cheeks: I do! Squidward: I don't. Mr. Krabs: Oh, yes you do, no world means no money, so either save the world, or you're fired! [Squidward sighs] Polly: [squawks] What a rip-off. Patchy The Pirate: It's a forty dollar value, Polly! A forty dollar value! Mermaid Man: I did it! I feel a few years younger Barnacle Boy: [shakes hands with Mermaid Man] You mean, *we*did it,you old coot Mermaid Man: Who are you? Squidward: Okay, SpongeBob, I bet you can't play music on a piece of paper [plays on his clarinet] SpongeBob: [he claps] All right, Squidward, all those wrong notes you played made it sound more original. Squidward: I didn't play any wrong notes [plays again] SpongeBob: Yeah, see, you're playing it like this [plays likes Squidward] SpongeBob: when ordinarily it goes like this [plays it right] SpongeBob: [a huge piece of music appears in the background] SpongeBob: [stops playing] I'm currently doing in the key of A minor. Sandy Cheeks: Holy guacamole! Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward! What the halibut is going on? Squidward: It's a feeding frenzy, Mr. Krabs, and SpongeBob is still not back from his break. [Mr. Krabs laughs] Squidward: What? Mr. Krabs: I thought you said SpongeBob was taking a break. No one has taken a break in the Krusty Krab since the chum famine of ' Now, what was that you said? Squidward: He took a break. [Mr. Krabs stands shocked for a moment; his claws and nose fall off] Mr. Krabs: What did I tell you about those hooks, boy? SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, I... Patrick: I'll tell you about the hooks. You ride them up and up and up, and then you gently float back down. Mr. Krabs: And do you know what happens when you don't float back down? SpongeBob SquarePants: Gift shop! Mr. Krabs: Worse! You end up vacuum-packed in a can of tuna, with nothing to look forward to but the smell of mayonnaise. [SpongeBob and Patrick gasp in horror] Mr. Krabs: I want you to promise me you will never go near those hooks again. SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick: We promise, Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs: I wanna hear a sailor's promise. Yo ho, yo ho. Near the hooks I'll never go. SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick: Yo ho, yo ho. Near the hooks I'll never go. Mr. Krabs: [a hook gooses him] Yeow! Mother of pearl! Fire on the poopdeck! SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick: Yeow! Mother of pearl! Fire on the poopdeck! Mermaid Man: That guy over there used to be the Atomic Flounder. I know he doesn't look like much now, but he could go back to crime [snaps fingers] Mermaid Man: just like that [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy chuckle; SpongeBob suddenly tackles the Atomic Flounder] Atomic Flounder: Help, somebody there! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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: You're under arrest, Atomic Flounder! Mermaid Man: No, lad! Don't! SpongeBob: But you said he could turn back to crime [snaps fingers] SpongeBob: like that. Atomic Flounder: What? Get off me! If I weren't retired I'd... I'd... Roar! [Breathes radiation on Barnacle Boy's face, burning it] Atomic Flounder: ... do that. Deep vioce in crowd: My leg! [about "Robot Krabs"] Squidward: Um SpongeBob, how did this movie end? SpongeBob: Oh the ending was great, turns out there were no robots, it was all part of their... imagination... [looks at watch] SpongeBob: Hey, it's time to feed gary [He bolts out the door] Squidward: [begins sweeping nervously] Mr. Krabs: SQUIDWARD! SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, check this out! Two ordinary patties, but when expertly tossed with the skill of a champ, they become... Patrick: ...A one way ticket to *pain*! [smashes into Mr. Krabb's door] SpongeBob: I call this one The Campfire Song Song. Mr. Krabs: [counting] one, two, blue, applesauce... SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi, Kevin. I'm your biggest fan. Kevin the Sea Cucumber: That's nice. Security! SpongeBob SquarePants: No, no! I'll do anything you want! Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Go jump off a building. [SpongeBob jumps off building, returns] SpongeBob SquarePants: Anything. Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Punch yourself in the face. [SpongeBob punches himself with a boxing glove] Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Doesn't that hurt? SpongeBob SquarePants: [Puts on a metal gauntlet with spikes] Do you want it to hurt, Kevin? Squidward: Why would anyone stay at a hotel in Bikini Bottom? It's in the middle of scenic nowhere. There's nothing to do here except get stung by jellyfish. [Jellyfish stings Squidward] Squidward: See? SpongeBob SquarePants: Well Patrick, I was going to ask you if you wanted to go jellyfishing but I can see that you're busy having an episode. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

"SpongeBob SquarePants" (1999)

演职人员(106)

沃尔特·道恩

Aaron Springer

保罗·迪贝特

Jay Lender

舍曼·科恩Sherm

德里克·德莱蒙

Alan Smart

迈克·米歇尔

C.H. Greenblatt

Sam Henderson

Dan Povenmire

Steven Banks

Erik Wiese

Casey Alexander

Zeus Cervas

Chris Mitchell

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