Bob和Brendan在大学时住同一宿舍,两人是很好的朋友,Bob是同志并暗地里很喜欢Brendan,但Brendan对自己的性倾向很迷惑,两人之间保持着朋友关系。在一次同学聚会上,Bob在众人面前过分地和Brendan取闹,Brendan感觉难堪,打了Bob。从此两人不欢而...更多>
Beth: He lusted after me, but I had to spurn his advances, because he's a himbo. Bob: A what? Beth: A male slut. Bob: And you are - -? Beth: Not a male slut! Beth: "Gay weddings are so cool. You could have a totally kitschy reception." Brendan: As they say, if you can't fall in love with your best friend, who can you fall in love with? Bob: Who said that? Brendan: Me. Carol: The idea of me strutting up the aisle like some snowy white virgin is insane. Sarah: Whaddya want me to say, that it's okay that Brendan's gay? I'm sorry but I'm not having a politically correct nervous breakdown. Sarah: Where to now? Bob: Oohh, Friday night Trax. Sarah: Aw, no... Eric: Bob, Sarah's, like, totally fag bashing. Sarah: I'm so not fag bashing. Every time we went in college, I was the only woman. Bob: No, Trax is mixed on Friday nights. Sarah: Yea, gays AND lesbians. Beth: Lesbians? Oooh, let's away... Sterling Scott: [after Bob's and Brendan's night together is revealed] Bob? Eric: Brendan... Matt: Eric! Aunt Alice: Brendan? Carol: Sarah... Sarah: Brendan? Celia: Celia! Beth: Matt? Matt: Brendan... Beth: Whoa! [Sterling and Sarah faint]