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Red Guy:
Five and five and five is ten, I'm gonna make you manly men.
Chicken:
[trying to cheer up Cow] I know you hate being ugly, but someone has to make everbody else look good.
Teacher:
Two words: beak washed out with soap! Okay, three words.
[Cow starts cyring]
Chicken:
Now isn't this a little slice of cow pie?
Cow:
Herding bites big wind!
Red Guy:
What's the matter tubby? Why the long FAT face?
Cow:
Mom told me never to talk to strangers, and you're pretty strange.
Teacher:
This is pie, as in SHUT YER PIEHOLE!
Ivan Panced [Red Guy]:
Hello ladies. It's me, Ivan Panced, but you won't hear me complain!
Ma:
Hurry up and suck your meatloaf kids, I got ice cream con carne for desert!
Flem and Earl:
[cheerleading] 2, 4, 6, 9, who do we think is great? Go Tim!
Red Guy:
Does anybody hear speaka el espanola?
Cow:
Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't understand a thing you are saying!
[Chicken tries speaking Spanish]
Red Guy:
I don't know what you just said, but I don't like the way you said it!
Dad:
[irritated] Well, Manure the Bear! In the name of boneless grandma!
[Chicken pulls Ma and Dad's top halves from the closet]
Cow:
My science project!
Cow:
[trying to rock Chicken to sleep] Sleepy, sleepy, SLEEPY BIG BROTHER PRINCESS!
Red Guy:
[being attacked by thrown food] No! No! I don't want your food!
Chicken:
Hey, Mom! I ate all the cereal! There's none left for me!
Chicken's Clone:
It wasn't me, it was me! I ate all the cereal!
Chicken:
Did not!
Chicken's Clone:
Did too!
Chicken:
Did not!
Cow:
Did too.
Cow's Clone:
Did too.
Ma:
Look, Dad! Our children is twins!
Mom:
Would you look at that Dad, Supercow has Chicken stuck on her head too!
Dad:
MAN Momma! What're the odds?
Dad:
If something bad were to happen to your sister, we'd be pretty mad!
Chicken:
What is this stuff?
Cow:
Marsmallow soup. It's Crabs's favorite!
Chicken:
Oh yeah well it's my UNfavorite!
Chicken:
That's it? Stupid change machine! A put in two dimes, and a nickle, and it gives me one quarter! What a gyp!
Red Guy:
[the orthodontic police pull over Ma and Dad] What are you people, a bunch of communists ?
Chicken:
Are you Ivan Panced?
Red Guy:
Can't you tell?
Ma:
[Chicken thinks he should miss school, because he has to take care of his new egg] I don't want you skipping school because of your "Being in the family way", and all.
Red Guy:
[as a "Used Grandpa" salesman] Y'all come back now, hear?
[repeated line]
Red Guy:
Oh, oooohhh.
[sometimes followed by laughter]
Teacher:
Well, basically that's it. Hope you losers enjoyed it.
Ma:
Now, I don't want you going to the mall, without your glasses.
Grandma':
I'm not wearin' those soda pop bottles!
Ma:
There goes Chicken, on his first date and wearing my dress.
Dad:
Just like me on our first date!
Red Guy:
Can you be helped?
Red Guy:
Mister Hiney, that's my name...
[shouts]
Red Guy:
Deal with it!
Red Guy:
[as an orthodontic policeman]
[to Dad]
Red Guy:
Just doin' my job, Ma'am.
Cow:
[Repeated line] Supercow al rescate!
Cow:
[about Mom and Dad] Sometimes I question their sanity.
Chicken:
Is this cartoon ever gonna make sense?
Red Guy:
[in pile of superhero outfits] Corncobman? There's a lot of sick people in this town.
Ma:
Oh dad, that was so manly! A chicken-in-one.
Dad:
Manly, yes, but I like it too.
Chicken:
[in a flat, emotionless voice, after he was forced to "marry" Pam] This is the happiest day of my life!
Chicken:
Cow! I've got Crabs... the warthog!
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