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      疯羊 (1996)

      • 美国
      • |
      • 喜剧  剧情
      • |
      • 1小时27分钟
      5.9
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      疯羊
      • 片       名疯羊
      • 上映时间1996年02月02日(美国)
      • 导       演 Penelope S...

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      • Steve: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • This is great I never win at checkers. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Well, it's kinda easy to win when you NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Steve: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Steve: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • We didn't have any chocolate pudding. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Motorcycle Cop: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Tell me, officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Well, I got a 426 hemi here, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters, I can get 'er up to as good as 155! Never do, though, of course, unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess I was goin' about... 65, tops. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • State Trooper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • SEVEN! SEVEN miles an hour! And normally, when I stop people, they pull onto the *shoulder*! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Drake: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I'm not far from dragging you out of the car and beating you to dust. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Steve: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You should work up to that, kinda leaves you nowhere to go. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Old lady: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Dream on, you little fart. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [phoning citizens in an attempt to secure votes] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Hi there, this is Mike Donnelly. I work over here at the recreational center. To be honest with you I pretty much run the place ha, ha, ha. Is this ah Pat Gyles? Good, Good. Hey, hope everything's going great in your fine town of er Avery? Edward! Ha, ha, ha. Say, the reason I'm calling is I wanted to tell you a little bit about the candidacy of Al Donnelly. Al Donnelly's a guy with a dream. His dream is to become governor of this great state of Washington. Hell, every guy's got his dream, am I right? Between you, me and the wall here, I doozy myself last night. Ha ha, ha, ha. Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle give me the finger, and a duck! Now, I don't know ha, ha, ha. Are you crying? Oh my lord. I am sorry honey, please don't ! Could you get your daddy on the phone. No, don't hang up please I... 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [phone hangs up] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [on stage making a fool of himself] Voting kicks ass right! Cause, uh, if voting kicks ass, you got some kick ass shit! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Steve: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [on Drake Sabitch] This guy is like Leatherface, Chucky and Jan Brady all rolled into one. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [on stage making a fool of himself] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • 41 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • That's one small step for man! One giant... I have a dream! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • ffb 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Governor Tracy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Neushwender are you finished stirring that drink or is this some kind of fucking science experiment? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [dressed as security guard] Please move away from this vector and get into another coordinate pronto. There's no access for you in this quadrant. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Teen: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Man, why don't you goose-step on down to the women and children over there and give them your little power trip, because they may be impressed by it, asshole! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Young man, I'm gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the floors of a nightmare you can't even imagine! I will dance with you inside the six-sided ring of fire, unless you move from this area, far and fast, NOW! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [the roof has blown off the house and it begins to hail all over Mike who is in the top bunk] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Steve: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Hey Mike, 'I got dibs on top' Ha ha. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Shut up! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Steve: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Ha ha ha ha ha. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Why don't you shut up? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Steve: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Heh heh, 'Hello Washington'. Ha ha ha. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • SHUT UP! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • What the hell was that? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Steve: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • A chunk in the road or something. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I just chunked in my pants. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Governor Tracy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Now you'll have to tell me your name so I know who to make the check out to. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Clyde: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • My best friends call me Cash. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • And so he says, "Rectum? Damn near killed'em!" 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Motorcycle Cop: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Could you take him through here a little faster than seven miles per hour, Officer... 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Meoff, Jack. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [turns to Steve and mouths "Jack Meoff"] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [Steve comes back sprayed with a fire extinguisher] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Whoa, what happened to you? Did you fall into some mud or something? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Steve: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Yeah, I did. And now I'm gonna be famous because I'm the only one in the world who knows where you can find *white* mud. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [Mike is pretending to be a cop, Steve is pretending to be a prisoner] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Steve: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Ro-ads. Ro-ods. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Quiet back there! I've taken enough guff from you for one day! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [turns to state trooper] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • We've all been screwed by Governor Tracy, and now, I'm going to screw her! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [seeing his brother acting like an idiot on stage] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Al: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Oh God, I'm a dead man. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [a bat flies out at them] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Steve: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • What the heck is that? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Ah! It's Ozzy Osborne! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • < 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • f5d 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • hr width="30%"> 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Horse shit! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Boy, I could sure use some cupcakes or peanut butter cups right now. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [cheering on Rock the Vote Crowd] Yea! Kill whitey! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [crowd goes silent] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Rastafarian: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • No! No! No! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [holding onto a small plant on a steep hill] Oh, thank you, little roots! Please stay strong! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Drake: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I could go over to your mama's, and light a small fire in her panties! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Drake: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Hold your tounge, wench. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Steve: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [completely wasted on the nitrous oxide] ... But, this map is heavy... It's got all of those... robes on it. Robes? Rogues? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [also stoned; giggling] Roads! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Steve, Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Aahahahaha! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [suddenly stops laughing] I'm stoned... so are you! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [looks in the backseat] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Dammit! The nitrous oxide's leaking into the car! OK, calm down... we just gotta keep under the speed limit... limit... 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [starts giggling again] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mike: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Limit! Haha, that's another one of those freaky words! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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