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Alferd Packer: The Musical

1999-03-05(葡萄牙)| 传记 喜剧 恐怖| 美国
上映时间:1999-03-05(葡萄牙) 类型: 传记 喜剧 恐怖 经典 西部
国家/地区:美国 
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Alfred Packer was a mountain guide and sole survivor of a party of pioneers that got lost in the mountains in winter. Accused and convicted ...更多>

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[reaching the Grand Canyon] Alferd Packer: Come on, we can just walk around it. It can't be that big. Alferd Packer: The sky is blue and all the leaves are green. My heart's as warm as a baked potato. I think I know precisely what I mean, when I say it's a *Shpadoinkle* day! Alferd Packer: And then I ran and ran as fast as I could. Polly Pry: But you made it out, right? Alferd Packer: Yeah, I hid in Wyoming for a while. I should have let them kill me. Polly Pry: Why? Alferd Packer: You ever been to Wyoming. [we cut and see Alferd in a deserted field] Alferd Packer: Uh, hello? Polly Pry: Oh my God! It sounds horrible! Frank Miller: [seeing their dinner] You son of a bitch Humphrey. James Humphrey: Come on, you haven't even tried it. [Miller takes a mouthful] Frank Miller: You son of a bitch Humphrey. [singing about Leeann] Alferd Packer: Your eyes, your smile, made my little life worthwhile. The sky was a lot more blue when I was on top of you. James Humphrey: Hey! You're cutting into his butt! Frank Miller: Well what sort of meat do you want? James Humphrey: Well not butt! George Noon: I know there's more to life then women. I just can't figure out what else there is. I don't need it every night, every morning'd be just fine. A little sex, that's all I'm asking for. Alferd Packer: ...But that's not the way it happened... Israel Swan: If you don't find a nice girl in Colorado, just remember, there's plenty of mountain sheep. George Noon: How big of mountain sheep? James Humphrey: Fudge, Packer? [interrupting the trappers' gruesome song about the joys of killing animals]

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: Oh, stop! James Humphrey: That's sick! Frenchy Cabazon: I agree! Nutter was singing in the wrong key! Preston Nutter: No I wasn't! It was Loutzenheiser! I was singing in E flat minor. Frenchy Cabazon: The SONG'S in F sharp major! Shannon Bell: I think they're the same thing. I mean, E flat is the relative major of F sharp. Frenchy Cabazon: No it isn't! The relative minor is three half-tones DOWN from the major, not up! George Noon: No, it's three down. Like A is the relative minor of C major. O.D. Loutzenheiser: But isn't A sharp in C major? Shannon Bell: Wait, are you singing mixolydian scales or something? Frenchy Cabazon: A sharp is tonic to C major! It's the sixth! James Humphrey: No it isn't! Israel Swan: Well, it would be like a raised 13th if anything. Frank Miller: A horse is a horse. James Humphrey: Of course. Alferd Packer: Of course. Frank Miller: What part do we eat? James Humphrey: Well, you're the butcher. Frank Miller: Yeah, but... James Humphrey: So, butch! James Humphrey: can't think, can't move can't speak in complete sentences. [singing] Israel Swan: Maybe we'll all get really sick. And maybe we'll all die... Sooooooooooooo, let's build a snowman [about his horse, Leann] Alferd Packer: She didn't just take off. We're friends, and friends don't just take off. [mocking Alferd Packer not explaining the Colorado River beforehand] James Humphrey: 'Are there any more big rivers between here and Breckenridge?' 'Oh no, just the Colorado!' THE BIGGEST FUCKING RIVER I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! [after finding his companions slain] Alferd Packer: Okay, what are you guys doing? [after Swan has been shot] George Noon: He's dead! James Humphrey: Well no kidding he's dead. His brains are lying in the snow. [after spotting a sheep, George Noon starts unzipping his pants] Alferd Packer: No, to eat. George Noon: I know, I gotta take a piss! Frank Miller: God you guys make me sick. What is this, a fucking feel good convention? Shannon Bell:

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Listen, we have a long journey ahead of us. Its important we all get along. Now, you're hurting people's feelings. Your gunna have to find a more constructive way to express your anger.

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