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Beavis and Butt-Head Do Christmas

Beavis and Butt-Head Do Christmas(1995)

1995-12-19(美国)| 动画 喜剧| 美国
上映时间:1995-12-19(美国) 类型: 动画 喜剧
国家/地区:美国 
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Yeah well it's like, we'd all like to go home. Hell, I'd like to go home and spank my monkey! In fact, heh heh, that's a pretty good idea. So you two have to stay here and work late. Heh heh, and, um, Butt-head is in charge, because he's got..."sen-ror-ity" or something. Heh heh.

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Butt-head: Uh, cool! Huh huh huh, clean the grill, McVicker! Beavis: Dammit, what the hell is going on here? I'm trying to watch a porno, and you fartknockers keep interrupting me! Butt-head: Uh, Charlie, could I like, have been born and stuff? Uh, please? Butt-head: Hey Beavis, let's get out of here... Stewart: Hey, no cutters buddy. Butt-head: Shut up Stewart, come on Beavis, let's go. Beavis: Uuuuummm, have we met before, sir? Butt-head: It's me, you bunghole! Beavis: Uuuummm, what's a bunghole? Butt-head: You're a bunghole, bunghole! Stewart: Hey, Cro magnon, you can't use a word to define one self. Beavis: Yeah, Cro magnon. Butt-head: I could TOO, bunghole, come on Beavis, let's go... Beavis: Hey, let go pervert, we still have to give out Gingerbread Men. Butt-head: Cut the crap Beavis, you still owe me a Dollar! Beavis: Help, Help, who are you!?! Beavis: Aaaah! Turn the TV back on! Butt-head: No, Beavis, it's Christmas. Let's go find some chicks. Huh huh huh. Buzzcut (Ghost of Christmas Future): Dammit, Boy, I'm going to knock some sense into you even if it means sticking a Christmas tree where the sun don't shine! Beavis: Whoa. That could hurt. Heh heh. Butt-head: In life, I was your partner. But now I'm some dead guy with cool chains. Beavis: Really? Heh-heh. That's cool. Heh-heh-heh. Um, what are you doing in a porno? Butt-head: I'm trying to score, what do you think? Huh huh huh. Huh-huh-huh. [remembers his lines] Butt-head: Um, oh, yeah - Tonight you will see some ghosts... or something. Huh-huh-huh. Later, dude. [floats away] Beavis: At least I'm not some old fat dude. Tom Anderson (Ghost of Christmas Past): At least I'm trying to help you. You ain't never helped nobody. Beavis: Yeah, well I'd like to help you get the hell outta here. Heh heh. Tom Anderson (Ghost of Christmas Past): Boy I tell you what, you can lead a jackass to water but you can't make him drink. [Exits] Butt-head: Where's Beavis, huh-huh-huh? Charlie: Beavis? I don't think you want to know. Butt-head: That fartknocker owes me a dollar. Charlie: I don't think you'll like it. Butt-head: Damnit, where is he? Charlie: He's at the homeless shelter with Stuart. Butt-head:

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He's homeless? Cool, huh huh huh huh.

Beavis and Butt-Head Do Christmas

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