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      臭屁小子 (1994)

      • 美国
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      • 喜剧
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      臭屁小子

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      • Nathanial Mayweather: Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had. Paps: Ah, stop that. You'll have my glass eye foggin' over. Nathanial Mayweather: Oh, cappy, tell me about all of this. Tell me about the sea. What does it mean to you? Captain Greybar: Basically, money. I come from six generations of seamen all with the same goal in life: catch fish, sell 'em, get drunk, and get laid. Nathanial: I love sitting up here, looking at those bright, twinkly things in the sky, I forget their technical name. Trina: Stars. Nathanial: Whatever. Old Salt in Fishing Village: Would you like to buy a monkey? Nathanial Mayweather: I overheard the captain saying it would be jolly-jack splendid to spend a fortnight or two in Hawaii Kenny: Yea... that sounds like the captain... you do good impressions Nathanial Mayweather: I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness! Cupcake: Now I know what you're thinking. "What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin' cupcake?" Heh. How about one that spits tobacco? Nathanial Mayweather: These pipes are clean! Old Salt in Fishing Village: Man, oh man, I hate those fancy lads! Kenny: Mmmm. Gum. Skunk: We're just here to catch fish and stink. Paps: Mostly the latter. Trina: And secondly, don't ever call me missy again or you'll end up losing the rest of your teeth. Paps: Sassy little thang ain't she? Want me to give her a SPANKING? Skunk: Why doesn't she give ME a spanking? Paps: Okay, you icy bastard, how about a hot cup-a joe! Nathanial Mayweather: I'm sorry, sir. I was just pondering what drifter's corpse you stole those shoes from. Trina: What happened to you? Nathanial Mayweather: Well, let's just say I've finally shed my feminine side, like a snake sheds its fur. Trina: Are you sure this is what you want? Nathanial Mayweather: Yeah! I am sure. I've permanently yanked the silver spoon from my mouth, and I buried it 6,000 miles beneath the Earth's crust. [pause] Nathanial Mayweather: I mean, figuratively speaking, of course. I mean, who could do such a thing? That would be insane. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制

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