丹尼一向崇拜银幕偶像，某夜他得到一张魔术戏票，在观看途中不由自主地从戏院座位直飞入银幕世界，与偶像一起冲锋陷阵。不过，他渐渐发觉这一切只不过是虚幻的，同时，也得悉积在银幕的死对头正凭魔术戏票的力量来到现实世界…… ◎幕后制作 本片企图将施瓦辛格最擅长的枪战动作片与青少年幻想冒...更多>
[first lines] Dekker: This is one hell of a way to spend Christmas... [Jack Slater is Hamlet] Hamlet: Hey Claudius! You killed my father! Big mistake! Narrator: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet is taking out the trash. Old Man: Stay thy hand, fair prince. Hamlet: [shooting him] Who said I'm fair? Narrator: No one is going to tell this sweet prince good night. Hamlet: To be or not to be? Not to be. Jack Slater: Big mistake! [Dead assassin tumbles out of closet after Slater has fired into it without warning] Danny Madigan: How'd you know someone was in there? Jack Slater: There's always someone in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors. Vivaldi: What I'm saying is; Mr. Benedict can take you out as easy as cake. [Danny Madigan is watching the bad guys on the screen] Danny Madigan: You are gonna pay... Oooh, you gonna pay! [Frank's last words] Frank: I'm out of here... [When danny comes home with Jack at 4 a.m] Danny's mom: Where have you been? The police called. You're not here. You're not there. Danny Madigan: Mom, I'm sorry, okay. Shh. Danny's mom: " Okay, shh?" There are 9 million kids out there with guns and that's all you have to say to me? "Okay, shh?" Will you get in here? Danny Madigan: Mom? You know how you always say you wish I had more friends? Well. Jack Slater: Hello Mrs. Madigan. Arnold Braunshweiger. Jack Slater: Who the hell are you? Danny Madigan: Don't shoot me. I'm Danny Madigan. I'm a kid. Danny Madigan: OK, I got one. What about this girl right here. She is way too attractive to be working in a video store. Jack Slater: I agree with you. I think she should be working with us... under cover of course... Danny Madigan: You think you are funny, don't you? Jack Slater:
I know I am. I'm the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger.
Danny Madigan: Schwarzenegger! Jack Slater: Gesundheit. Jack Slater: Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please? Jack Slater: I'll be back! Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you? Danny Madigan: That's what you always say! Jack Slater: I do? Jack Slater: Kid! Who does the doctor treat? Danny Madigan: Patients? Jack Slater: Look at the elbow of my jacket. What is it doing? Danny Madigan: Wearing thin? Jack Slater: Bingo! [Danny Madigan was just kissed by Whitney Slater] Danny Madigan: From now on it's all gonna be downhill... Whitney Slater: FREEZE! Lose the guns or I redecorate in brain-matter grey, got it? Danny Madigan: Chicken it is... Danny Madigan: ...I though I was going to die. Jack Slater: Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation... and your first divorce. Jack Slater: And Whitney! Why can't she be like every other teenager. For prom night she stayed home and field stripped an AK-47. [Jack Slater realizes that a nerve gas bomb is hidden in Leo "the Fart"'s body] Jack Slater: Leo "the Fart" is gonna pass gas one more time. Vivaldi: Mr. Torelli. I hope it's all right with you I am here. I don't wanna be no fourth wheel... Vivaldi: You've had Slater in front of the eight ball before, but you always screwed it up. Benedict: [after Vivaldi leaves] It's behind the eight ball, you old fool! [repeated line] Dekker: Slater! Jack Slater: Stop shouting! I'm not deaf! Jack Slater: I don't care who does what to your Hershey highway! [the nervgasbomb goes of in the tar-pit] Jack Slater: Silent but deadly! Benedict: If God was a villain, he would have been me. [Jack Slater throws Benedict against a wall, and both Benedict and his servant disappears through it] Jack Slater: Usually when I do that it leaves a hole... Nick:
There are lots of things worse than movies: politicians, wars, forest fires, famine, plague, sickness, pain, whores, politicians...