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西恩＂阿母是壮＂是一位所向无敌的摔角选２手，他是个外表凶恶、心地善良的人，为了帮他的前任经理伯特解决财务因难，只好放下身段，当起两个小捣蛋保姆。艾利斯和凯特的母亲早逝，父亲又忙于他的发明工作，两个孩子只有靠「修理」保姆来吸引父亲的「关心」。也因此他们的保姆经常因为受不了而辞职。这...
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Robert Hy Gorman
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饰Alex Mason, J...
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Sherman Hemsley
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饰Burt Wilson
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Hulk Hogan
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饰Sean Armstron...
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David Johansen
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饰Thanatos
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Sean Armstrong:
I hate kids!
Alex Mason, Jr.:
[Armstrong has just fallen into a swimming pool of red dye] Wow! now all he needs is a pitch-fork and a pointy tail.
Sean Armstrong:
That is it!
Sean Armstrong:
[Corinne almost hacks off Sean's hand for touching her pie] Nice aim.
Corinne:
What do you mean nice? I was aiming for your wrist, what are you doing in my kitchen?
Sean Armstrong:
I'm Sean Armstrong, the bodyguard.
Corinne:
Mr. Nanny!
Sean Armstrong:
[Corrine's writing Sean's name on a list of nannies] What're you doing?
Corinne:
This place is like the roach motel, the nannies check in...
Sean Armstrong:
But they don't check out, yeah... that's not so many names.
Corinne:
Kuh!
[presses a button, causing the list to drop down several sheets]
Sean Armstrong:
Oh... I can handle myself.
[walks into a door]
Corinne:
I hope your blue cross is paid up!
Corinne:
[Burt's knocking on the door] Coming, I'm coming,
[knocking continues]
Corinne:
I said I'm coming!
[swings the door open]
Burt Wilson:
Mama!
Corinne:
How would you like that cane up your nose?
Sean Armstrong:
Show some respect, Burt saved my life.
Burt Wilson:
Oh yeah, I took a bullet for this guy, nicked an artery, you should've seen the blood pumping out, ka-bloom, ka-bloom, ka-bloom, nearly hit the ceiling.
Kate Mason:
Eeeew!
Alex Mason, Jr.:
Cool!
Sean Armstrong:
[drives up near the kids' school] This is my old school, you mean to tell me you guys go to public school?
Alex Mason, Jr.:
Ooooooohhh he can read. Our dad did think it was a great place... but when he finds out you used to go here...
[Sean drives up to the school]
Alex Mason, Jr.:
Hey what're you doing? It's hard enough fitting in without everyone knowing we have a Rolls Royce.
Sean Armstrong:
What're you talking about?
Kate Mason:
Alex has no friends.
Sean Armstrong:
Like I'm so surprised.
Thanatos:
I ordered you to throw that match, cost me money, big money!
Burt Wilson:
Oh yeah? Bigger than your hair?
Sean Armstrong:
We don't throw matches.
Burt Wilson:
Yeah, now if that fur ball on top of your head was soaked in gasoline we'd throw matches, lit ones.
[laughs]
Sean Armstrong:
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Must've hit him pretty hard, he landed head first in the swimming pool of the hotel next door.
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Alex Mason, Jr.:
Must've made a killer splash!
Sean Armstrong:
Na, the pool was empty, it would've killed him, but his hair cushioned the fall.
Burt Wilson:
Of course they couldn't scrape up all of his brain goo but he got a nice metal plate in the slammer.
Thanatos:
[swinging an axe] I'll cut you down to size!
Sean Armstrong:
If you're getting ready for a fight, you just need attitude, not muscles.
Alex Mason, Jr.:
That's easy for you to say when you're the size of a redwood.
Sean Armstrong:
I was a big kid, I still got whooped every day. My old man never taught me to take care of myself, he never taught me nothing.
Alex Mason, Jr.:
So how'd you get them to stop beating on you?
Sean Armstrong:
I graduated.
Alex Mason, Jr.:
Oh.
Sean Armstrong:
Then this little guy Burt taught me some attitude.
Sean Armstrong:
You survived.
Corinne:
I'm tough, I raised my 4 kids by myself.
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