宝贝新官人 (1993) 5.9

Crawl: Let's just get the rules straight here. There'll be absolutely no partying in this hall between the hours of 5 and 6 in the morning, without my express written permission. OK cool. Carry on. Crawl: My name's Crawl and I'm the RA. And you are? No wait, don't tell me - Sally? Jessie? Raphael? Crawl: Where are you from? Becca: South Dakota Crawl: Fresh off the farm, oh my God, I can't believe it. Hallelujah. So you're inbred? Becca: What? Crawl: You know, where your mom's your dad, and your dad's your brother. Connie: She's obviously made up her mind, so let's just handle this like mature adults. Walter: Right, right... you distract him, and I'm gonna hit him in the head with a shovel. Crawl: I wouldn't fall asleep if I were you. Crawl: Have you ever heard of the tooth fairy? Zack: No... Crawl: I wouldn't fall asleep if I were you. Crawl: You have got charisma! Becca: What's that? [referring to the tool in Crawl's hand] Crawl: It's a special quality of leadership that captures the popular imagination and inspires allegiance and devotion. Crawl: Middle America ripping the fields, oooh. Crawl: Chickens You guys have chickens Are they extra crispy or original recipe Tattoo Artist: It's better than a kick in the face with a golf shoe. Crawl: [sees Walter Sr. widdling on the porch] Oh, my God, it's Bartles or James. Dude, which one are you? Becca: [crawl coming out of the dressing room at the store] What are you wearing? Crawl: Cheek-chillers, you likes? Becca: I hates. Walter: Lets chow down and much on some grindage!