超级马力兄弟Super Mario Bros.(1993)

Pizza Delivery Man: Python Pizza here, may I help you? King Koopa: King Koopa here. Pizza Delivery Man: Oh, yes sir. King Koopa: I'd like the Koopa Special. Pizza Delivery Man: Pterodactyl tail on that? King Koopa: Yes. Dino, lizard, hold the mammal, no worms... and, uh, spicy. Mario: How are we gonna get in there? I got two words for you: Im-possible. Luigi: Nothing is impossible, Mario. Improbable, Unlikely, but never impossible. Luigi: Anything is possible, Mario, you just gotta believe in it. Desk Sergeant: Name. Mario: Mario. Desk Sergeant: Last name. Mario: Mario. Desk Sergeant: And you? Luigi: Luigi. Desk Sergeant: Luigi Luigi? Luigi: No, Luigi Mario. Desk Sergeant: Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you? Luigi: Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. [In the police car, a wanted poster of Luigi and Mario flashes on a TV screen naming them Alien Plumbers] Luigi Mario: Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too? Mario Mario: Luigi, *we're* the aliens. Luigi Mario: We are? Wow, cool. [Mario and Luigi survey Dinohattan] Mario Mario: This can't be Manhattan. Luigi Mario: I don't know, I haven't been to Manhattan in a couple weeks. Mario Mario: Must have been a bad couple of weeks. Princess Daisy: I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat anything with a face. Mario Mario: Excuse me, do you know where we are? Pedestrian: Yeah, you're in my way. King Koopa: My, my, someone got up on the wrong side of the nest this morning. King Koopa: [bathing in mud] Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time. Mario: Great, a building with athlete's foot. Luigi: Remember, trust the fungus. Mario: Mario Brothers Plumbing, no leak too small. Cop: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Luigi: [Rubbing his eyes in pain] But he said he was... King Koopa: -One evil, egg sucking son of a snake. Did I lie? Toad: Say, what's another word that rhymes with dimension? Mario: Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it so shut up. Luigi Mario: Nothing's impossible, you just gotta believe. King Koopa: I'll kill that plumber. King Koopa: Now... where's the rock? [Iggy and Spike look at each other, then at Koopa] Iggy: [together] Rock, sir? Spike: [together] Rock, sir? King Koopa: The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it! Spike: That rock! Iggy: I told you not to forget it! King Koopa: And I told *you* to remind him! Without that rock, the meteorite lays dormant! I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it? Iggy: [together] ... The plumbers took it. Spike: [together] ... The plumbers took it. King Koopa: [whispers] Plumbers? [to Lena] King Koopa: Plumber alert! Luigi: Wow, you mean there were dinosaurs here in Brooklyn? Mario: Relax, Luigi. There used to be Dodgers here too. Mario: Strap your belt on, kid. We're going in! Cop: [sees the Marios' tool belts] Aha! Plumbers! Luigi: No, he is! I'm just apprenticing! Cop: Get in the car! Luigi: But i didn't do nothing! Cop: Get in the car now! Mario: Are you telling us that you can arrest a guy for being a plumber? Cop: Get in there, plumber! Now! Luigi: What'd we do? Mario: I'm being arrested for being a plumber! King Koopa: You may think of evolution as... an upward process. Things evolve from primeval slime, up to single-celled organisms, up to... intelligent life. De-evolution, of course, works the opposite way. Back to... simpler forms. For instance, even our musical friend Toad... can become... a loyal child of the royal family: Goombas! [snickers] Mario: What single-celled organism did *you* evolve from? King Koopa: [indicates an evolution chart of a dinosaur becoming a man] Tyrannosaurus Rex, the lizard king, thank you very much. [the Marios try to escape in a police car] Mario: Where's the starter on this thing? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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: I got a feeling about this, Marioroni... [figures out the strange controls to start the car] Mario: How do you know how to do that? Luigi: Cuz I been sitting on my butt all day playing video games, that's what. Mario: [drives towards a fork] Which way? Luigi: Take the parkway! Mario: Right! [drives into a tunnel instead] Luigi: [smiles] Perfect, perfect. Mario: You said the parkway! Luigi: I know, but I wanted the tunnel, so I said parkway cuz I knew you'd go the opposite way I suggested! Ha! Spike: [has had his brain evolved to higher intelligence] Ignatius, do you know what the square root of 36,481 is? Iggy: What are you talking about? Spike: 191! [Iggy and Spike have become more intelligent] King Koopa: Both of you, go to the desert! Iggy: Excuse me, excuse me. That hardly seems logical, does it? Perhaps we should stay here and formulate our own strategy. Tete-tete, inner circle, that sort of thing. King Koopa: Here's what's logical to me: If you do not return with the plumbers and the rock... I shall personally... kill you. Iggy: ...We're going. Mario: [trying to get a dance with Big Bertha] Hey, the name's Mario. I'm your main man, your ram-a-dame, your can of spam... Bertha: [punches him and laughs] Mario: [second try] Excuse me. Will you hit me again? I've never seen such fluidity. The way your knuckles crunched as you smashed 'em into my face. Bertha: [grabs him by the jacket] Dance with me. I'll hit you all you like. King Koopa: I am very disappointed in you, cousins. Spike: Fascist! Iggy: Oppressor of the proletariat! King Koopa: Guy in charge! King Koopa: Hand out the devolution guns! Prepare for destiny!... Where's my pizza? Mario: Hey, you must be the girls, the missing girls from Brooklyn! Daniella: Yea, except Angelica. She's from Queens, but she's all right. Luigi: Let's go! Brooklyn Girls: Who are you? Luigi: Luigi Mario. What, you got a problem with that? TV Announcer: I'd call them the *Super* Mario Brothers. Spike: We were wrong again. How many times have we got this wrong? Iggy: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Spike: Home for five. Home for five. What percent is that? Iggy: I dunno. Let me think. [pause] Iggy: I dunno. But it's not good. Spike: If we get it wrong one more time, he's gonna kill us. Iggy: He's not gonna kill us. He's not that nice. Luigi: By the bar, that big lady with the red spikes took the rock. Iggy: Was she corpulent? Very corpulent? Luigi: No no, she was just really round. Spike: Ah-ha! [snapping fingers] Spike: Big Bertha! The bouncer at the Boom-Boom Bar! Luigi: Where's Daisy, butt-breath? Iggy: Where's the rock, scalawag? Luigi: Where's Daisy, biscuit-head? Luigi: Do you eat? Princess Daisy: Yes. Luigi: Dinner? Princess Daisy: Yes. Luigi: Tonight? Luigi: It is an honor to meet you sir, and a pleasure, and I just wanna thank you for all your help. Mario: Come on, Luigi. You'll be talking to the mildew in the shower next. [Entering the Boom Boom Bar] Luigi: Isn't this a little bit feminine? Iggy: Yes, I know. It was my ex wife's. Mario: But you wear this stuff? Spike: Yes. On occasion, we have a... date. Mario: Who do you date, a canary? Luigi: [driving] I've heard sea turtles travel thousands of miles on their own. Mario: Not in New York traffic, they don't. Mario: Turn left here. [Luigi turns right] Mario: LEFT. I SAID LEFT. Daisy: How's Daniella? Mario: Oh, Daniella! I promised to take her to Wrestlemania. Luigi: Hey, Mario! Right now on "Miraculous World", this guy just found out he was in another dimension. Mario: The only thing miraculous *I* know is that we're still eating while we're going broke. Luigi: We aint going broke, Mario, we're already there! Spike: [sniffing a hot dog] [to Iggy] Spike: They say it's "dog". Luigi: I think it's trying to communicate with us... Mario: Luigi, it's a mushroom 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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! Toad: You boys ain't from around here, are you? Mario Mario, Luigi Mario: Brooklyn. Old Lady: Are you boys new in town? Mario: Listen, lady, we're looking for someone. And we're from Brooklyn. Old Lady: You know, boys, this is a really rough neighborhood. You really shouldn't be wandering around without a weapon. Mario: Yea. Old Lady: You got one? Luigi: ...No. Old Lady: ...All right... [brandishes a cattle-prod-like weapon] Old Lady: [shouts] Get 'em up, suckers! Luigi Mario, Princess Daisy: [after watching Mario, Daniella and the other prisoned girls escape and land right in front of them on a mattress] [to each other] Luigi Mario, Princess Daisy: Are you all right? Luigi Mario: [about Mario and the girls] Are *they* all right? [Koopa has had Toad de-evolved into a Goomba] Luigi: That's Toad? King Koopa: Why yes. Loyal, lethal... and stupid. King Koopa: Look at this place. Pathetic. It gets worse every day. The humans on the other side have a world full of resources. Ready for the taking. Imagine: an endless supply of food, clean air, water. And what are we stuck with? This... pithole, germs everywhere, fungus. For 65 million years, we've been exhiled here after the meteorite stuck while mammals roamed freely in the other dimension! Ha! Well not for long! [Daisy examines a strange fossil that she later learns is her own mother] Princess Daisy: These are all strange new species. Look at this, the way these bones fit here, and the opposable thumb. It's almost as if he were a monster trying to be a human being. [Lena has become fossilized into a wall] Luigi: Wow, she sure makes an impression. The King: [reverts back from fungus to his human self] I'm back! I love those plumbers! King Koopa: Don't fight it. You know you've always been uncomfortable in the human world, and you at least suspected that you were... [tongue flicks in and out like a snake's] King Koopa: ?different. Princess Daisy: I suspected a lot of things, but not that I... King Koopa: That you were descended from the dinosaurs? And you know what they say about little girls, don't you? Hm? They say they never forget the first time they're kissed by a lizard. [face starts to look more reptilian] Lena: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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My time has come! The universe is mine! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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[Lena aims a pin at Daisy's throat] Princess Daisy: Why are you doing this? Lena: Because everybody deserves what they've earned! And I've earned this! Luigi: [after learning that Daisy was abandoned as an infant] You mean you don't know who your mother and father neither? Princess Daisy: No. What do you mean, "neither"? Luigi: Cuz, you see, Mario here brought me up. He's been like my mother my whole life. Mario: Hey! Luigi: [laughing] Ok, ok, my father, all right? And my uncle, cousin, and everybody. [first lines] Narrator: A long long time ago, the Earth was ruled by dinosaurs. They were big, so not a lot of people went around hassing 'em. Actually, no people went around hassling 'em cuz there weren't any people yet. Just the first tiny mammals. Basically, life was good. Then something happened: a giant meteorite struck the Earth. Goodbye dinosaurs! But what if the dinosaurs weren't all destroyed? What if the impact of that meteor created a parallel dimension where the dinosaurs continued to thrive and evolve into intelligent, vicious, and aggressive beings... just like us? And hey, what if they found a way back? [last lines] Princess Daisy: [enters with combat fatigues and a big gun] Luigi! Mario! Luigi: Daisy! Princess Daisy: You guys gotta come with me! I need your help! Luigi: Why, what's wrong? Princess Daisy: [cradles her gun and smiles] You're not gonna believe *this*. Mario: I believe it. Luigi: You do? Mario: [chuckles] I believe. Luigi: [trying to make conversation with Daisy after first meeting her] A-are you ok? Princess Daisy: I got a few problems... Luigi: Well, you know, we got a van. Princess Daisy: [a little confused] It's... nice. Luigi: No no, I'm asking you if you want a ride. Oh, but, uh... it's broken, though. Princess Daisy: ...well... [turns to leave] Luigi: Your name's Daisy, isn't it? I-I overheard your name's Daisy. I've never heard that name around here. It's really nice, too. N-no, I *have* heard it cuz it's, like, the flower and everything... n-not that I hang around the flower shops or anything like that. Iggy: [Iggy and Spike mistake Daniella for Daisy] Where are you going? Spike: I'm gonna get the girl. Iggy: That's not the girl. Spike: Yeah, it is, she's wearing a disguise. I could spot her a mile away. Iggy: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Of course she's wearing a disguise. She thinks she can fool us. I'm gonna go get her. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Spike: *I'm* gonna go get her. Iggy: Wait a minute. We'll follow her and then we'll both go get her. Spike: Good idea. I'll bag her, you grab her. Iggy: No, *I'll* grab her, *you* bag her. Spike: That's what I said. Iggy: Exactly. Scapelli: Who's in charge of this hole? Princess Daisy: I'm in charge here. Scapelli: I'm Anthony Scapelli. I'm the boss elsewhere. My boys have to get back to work here. How long are you gonna be digging up these... bones? Princess Daisy: As long as our court order lasts, Mr. Scapelli. The university has explained to you how important this site is. And we'd get done a lot sooner if your goons would stop harassing us. Scapelli: You look like a smart girl. I'll bet you'll be done by tonight. You know, a lot of girls have gone missing in Brooklyn lately... I'd be careful. Princess Daisy: You must be the great Koopa. King Koopa: That I am. Ruler of all that you see. [indicates a globe that's nothing but desert and one single city] King Koopa: A few miserable streets and an endless desert. King Koopa: [pretending to be an attourney for the arrested Marios] I'm Larry Lazard, of "Lazard, Lazard, Conda, Dactyl, & Cohen". [Koopa addresses the King that is in the form of fungus that's enveloping the city] King Koopa: My my. You have let yourself go. You see? I'm not such a bad guy. You always wanted to be everywhere, well now you are. [chuckles] King Koopa: And let me tell you something: you can go ahead and choke this little "mushroom kingdom" all you want. Cuz I'm outta here! I'm out into the *bigger* world! I got me a couple of plumbers bringing me the rest of the meteorite. Soon to be dead plumbers. And by the way, you really ought to try to pull yourself back together again. [chuckles] King Koopa: Slime bucket! Mario: Treat your tools like a friend. Keep 'em by you. Lever let 'em down, and they're always at your side. Luigi: Hey, Mario, how is it that for every situation that could possibly come up, you always got a saying about tools? [Luigi has managed to get a dinner date with Daisy, thanks to Mario's help] Mario: What would you do without your big brother, huh? Luigi: I'd like to take a chance and find out. Mario: Oh come on! Luigi: I was just about to ask her that. Mario: You weren't about to ask her nothing! You were gonna let her go! Luigi: Now she's gonna think I'm a complete idiot. Mario: Come on, you'll impress her with your manners. Luigi: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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[after the ending credits] Japanese Salesman 1: Well, I must say, we have a very generous proposal. Japanese Salesman 2: A video game based on your many adventures. Japanese Salesman 1: What would you call it? [We now see that they are addressing, not Mario and Luigi, but Iggy and Spike] Iggy: "Iggy's World". Spike: [shakes head] "The Indomitable Spike". Iggy: "The Super Koopa Cousins"! Spike: "The Super Koopa Cousins"! [repeated line] Mario: Scapelli! King Koopa: I've just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower! I still do not have the meteorite piece! I'm about to loose everything! We can talk about this later, if later even occurs! Security Guard: Sir? Sir! King Koopa: What is it? Security Guard: The Goombas are dancing again. King Koopa: [enraged] Deal with it! [King Koopa has a weapon aimed at the Mario Bros. in one hand and a walkie-talkie in the other] King Koopa: Too late, humans! Pizza Delivery Man: [Over walkie-talkie] Sir, your pizza's here. King Koopa: Not now! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

超级马力兄弟 (1993)

演职人员(238)

安娜贝尔·杨科尔

Rocky Morton

罗兰·约菲

迪恩·塞姆勒

Parker Bennett

Terry Runte

爱德·索罗门

鲍勃·霍斯金斯

约翰·雷吉扎莫

丹尼斯·霍珀

萨曼莎·玛西丝

费舍·史蒂芬斯

理查德·艾德森

费奥纳·肖

Dana Kaminski

Mojo Nixon

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