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Ernest Scared Stupid
(1991)
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剧 情
Life could be pretty if there wasn't someone like Ernest P. Worrell on this planet. In this movie he helps to escape an evil trol out of his...
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Kenny:
Ernest I got it! What we need is a tree house!
Ernest P. Worrell:
I thought we needed high ground.
Trantor the Troll:
Bring me the head of Ernest P. Worrell!
Trantor the Troll:
You will die for the disgrace of your forefathers!
Ernest P. Worrell:
I didn't have four fathers! I only had one father and I didn't know him that well!
Ernest P. Worrell:
How 'bout a bumper sandwich, Boogerlips?
[When seeing Trantor the Troll for the first time]
Ernest P. Worrell:
Oh, I sure hope you're from Keebler!
Ernest P. Worrell:
I never knew when to quit. Just ask my fourth grade teacher.
[repeated line]
Ernest's Teacher:
He never knew when to quit.
[while driving to the treehouse with a now wooden Rimshot]
Ernest P. Worrell:
What good is a wooden dog? Oh, sure they swim better, but what am I gonna call him, Splinter?
Ernest P. Worrell:
Boy, Jimmy. When you play charades you play for keeps. Knowhatimean?
Ernest P. Worrell:
[to the troll] You'd better stay away. I know jujitsu, kung fu, karate, tai chi, and I saw "Hulkamania" three times. Once in slow-mo.
Ernest P. Worrell:
[about the troll] He looked like a big giant Mr. Potato Head. Except he was shaped more like a watermelon.
Ernest P. Worrell:
Nuh uh, ain't no trees in Botswana, nuh uh, I know, I AM a Botswanian lumberjack, and I ain't never had a job...
Ernest P. Worrell:
[as the Old Lady] Be grateful, little trolls in China don't even get milk.
Ernest P. Worrell:
[being attacked by the troll] Help, help! May day! May day! Christmas Day! Colombus Day!
Old Lady Hackmore:
[to Kenny] Sometimes you've got to do what YOU know is right, no matter what anybody tells you.
Ernest P. Worrell:
Pretty soon the kids won't have to worry about eating their Brussel sprouts because the Brussel sprouts will be eating them.
Ernest P. Worrell:
[to Rimshot] We have nothing to fear but fear itself, plus the fact that Old Lady Hackmore will turn us into a couple of red eyed, drooling frogs if she catches us here.
[Knocks on the door]
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Well it looks like nobody's home, I guess they're out robbing graves or biting the heads off chickens or whatever's in Voodoo Vogue.
Old Lady Hackmore:
[to Ernest] They will have to load you and the rest of this backward town onto a meat wagon with a pitch fork!
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