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George Carlin: Doin' It Again

George Carlin: Doin' It Again (1990) 8.2

1990-03-23(美国)| 喜剧| 美国
上映时间:1990-03-23(美国) 类型: 喜剧
国家/地区:美国 
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George Carlin brings his comedy back to New Jersey and this time talks about Offensive Language, Euphemisms, They're Only Words, Dogs, Thing...更多>

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: Don't you think it's just a little bit strange that Ronald Reagan had an operation on his asshole, and George Bush had an operation on his middle finger? George Carlin: You will not hear me say "bottom lime", "game plan", "role model", "scenario", or "hopefully". I will not "kick back", "mellow out", or "be on a roll"! I will not "go for it", and I will not "check it out". I don't even know what "it" is! George Carlin: Want to piss off a feminist? Call her cum-catcher, that'll get her attention. [Groans from audience] George Carlin: Oh, don't act disgusted! Don't act disgusted! Half of you are gonna go home and go down on each other tonight, remember? If you're willing to swallow cum, let's not make believe that something I said was disgusting! [On people who think rape isn't funny] George Carlin: I say fuck you! I think it's hillarious, how do you like that? I can PROVE to you that rape is funny! Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd! George Carlin: I promise not to refer to any as a "class act", a "beautiful person", or a "happy camper"! George Carlin: And for those of you who "need a little space," please... GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE! George Carlin: Did you ever meet somebody, and you go to shake the guy's hand... and you suddenly realize... he doesn't have a complete hand! And you gotta make believe it feels great! Right? You can't go "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" You can't do that! It's not even an option! [after talking about cancer] George Carlin: Well, I know some people don't like you to talk about those things, I know that. Some people don't like you to mention certain things. Some people don't want you to say this, some people don't want you to say that. Some people think if you mention some things, they might happen. Some people are really fucking stupid.

George Carlin: Doin' It Again

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