Jon Arbuckle: [to Garfield] I know cats have a vivid imagination, but yours must be in Technicolor. Jon Arbuckle: Garfield, what are you doing? Garfield: I'm not sure anymore! Garfield: [as a cowboy, facing Odie in a shootout] One last whimper, one last prayer, gee... I hope he put on clean underwear. Garfield: You know why I'm here. Fat Man: Yes I do. Garfield: And what I'm here for. Fat Man: Yes I do. Garfield: And what I'm going to do with it. Fat Man: Yes I do. Garfield: Then would you mind refreshing my memory? Garfield: [as a pilot speaking to the passengers] The in-flight movie is "Vertigo" and if you think that's in poor taste, wait till you try the food. Garfield: [as a cowboy, describing himself] There was Jesse James and Billy the Kid, but this cat's done worse things than they ever did.