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George Carlin: What Am I Doing in New Jersey?
(1988)
- 又 名George Carlin: What Am I Doi...
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George Carlin:
I really haven't seen this many people in one place since they took the group photograph of all the criminals and lawbreakers in the Ronald Reagan administration.
George Carlin:
Doesn't it strike you as mildly ironic that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?
[about all the tollbooths New Jersey has]
George Carlin:
You can't make any gas mileage in New Jersey; you're in a constant state of slowing down! By the time I get to Pennsylvania, I need a fucking brake job!
George Carlin:
You see now they're thinking about banning toy guns, and they're going to keep the fucking real ones!
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