The Chipmunk Adventure (1987) 5.9

Miss Rebecca Miller: David, are you drunk? David Seville: I'm just calling to see how everything is. Miss Rebecca Miller: Oh, everything is fine. It's quiet as a mouse around here. David Seville: Alvin's behaving himself? Miss Rebecca Miller: He is? Well, that's good. David Seville: Could I talk to the boys? Miss Rebecca Miller: Well, I don't see why not. David Seville: Is Alvin available? Miss Rebecca Miller: Available for what? David Seville: To talk? Miss Rebecca Miller: Well, how should I know? David Seville: Look, Miss Miller, I just called to see if everything was all right. Miss Rebecca Miller: Everything's fine, David. David Seville: Well, give the boys my love. Miss Rebecca Miller: Why don't you give them your love? David Seville: Well, are they available? Miss Rebecca Miller: Available for what? David Seville: Never mind. Nice talking to you, Miss Miller. Miss Rebecca Miller: You too, David. And David? Get some rest, will you? [they both hang up] Miss Rebecca Miller: Oh, that poor man is losing his marbles. David Seville: [after the Chipmunks and Chipettes have performed a rocking musical number] I could've sworn... No, it couldn't be. The boys wouldn't... Would they? Alvin Seville: But Dave, they thrown us out a hundred thousand dollars! David Seville: Not now, Alvin. Alvin Seville: But they've got five million dollars in diamonds! Don't we get anything? David Seville: Alvin! Alvin Seville: But we just racked a used bubbling ramp! Miss Rebecca Miller: Shut up, Alvin! Alvin Seville: Okay, okay, we'll give you half. David Seville: ALVIN! Simon Seville: Maybe you should let Dave drive, Miss Miller. Miss Rebecca Miller: I wouldn't think of it. Besides, driving relaxes me. Claudia Furschtien: I'm sure you know Sophie, but I don't think you've met Mario. He has a tendency to talk too much. Janette Miller: What's in the ice chest, Eleanor? Eleanor Miller: Oh, uh, just some cold treats and sandwiches. Brittany Miller: Oh, Elly! How can you think of food at a time like this? Simon Seville:

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It's not your hearing aid, Ms. Miller!

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Theodore Seville: I don't know, they we're pretty nice to me. Simon Seville: Just send them a postcard, Theodore. David Seville: Now let's see... shirts, pants, overcoat, socks... am I forgetting anything? Alvin Seville: Me! David Seville: Alvin, we've been over this a million times! Alvin Seville: Please, Dave! I need a little culture in my life! The Eiffel Tower, the Sixteen Chapel, the Louvre in Rome! Simon Seville: The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin. Alvin Seville: You see? I don't even know where the Louvre is! David Seville: This is strictly a business trip. It's just not practical. Besides, I hired someone very good to take care of you while I'm gone. [a car is heard screeching and crashing] Simon Seville: Did it have to be Miss Miller, Dave? Theodore Seville: Since when did Alvin like playing "Around the World in 30 Days"? Simon Seville: Since he feels its as close to a world trip as he'll ever get. Alvin Seville: You're lucky this is only a game! You'd never beat me if this was for real! Brittany Miller: Oh, is that so? Alvin Seville: Yeah, that's so! If I had the money, I'd race you around the world right now! Brittany Miller: Well, unless you inherit a fortune, Alvin, I guess we'll never know. Simon Seville: I can't believe you decieved Miss Miller for a package of Tutti Frutti, Theodore. Theodore Seville: Two packages! Brittany Miller: So, Alvin, you finally showed up. Alvin Seville: Well, somebody has to win the race. Janette Miller: Simon, which route do you think we should take to Bermuda? Simon Seville: Well, if you insist on going, don't take the east-turning route. I heard on the news there's a hurricane coming in that direction. Brittany Miller: Thank you for your advice, Simon. [drags Janette away] Brittany Miller: What a liar! He's getting as bad as Alvin! Janette Miller: But what if he's telling the truth, Brittany? Brittany Miller: Oh, Janette, don't be so naive. He's just saying that because our route is shorter, and he doesn't want us to win. Theodore Seville: [to Simon as he's hanging out of the balloon] Get in, Simon! Simon Seville: Why didn't I think of that? Theodore Seville: Isn't Rio beautiful? Alvin Seville: We're in Mexico, Theodore.

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Theodore Seville